fritter

1.Someone who finesses the opposing sex
2.Doing something extreme
3. In contrast, doing something non-extreme
4. In addition to a person, place, thing, or idea

1."Damn did you hook up with her?"
"Yeah man"
"Such a fritter"

2."Can't believe you cheated on your test... You're such a fritter!"
3. "You couldn't even say hey to her? Wow you're such a fritter!"
4. "What's up Klaus fritter"

by BigFishInASmallConch May 20, 2015

crittered

(verb): to consume an excessive amount of alcohol, behaving recklessly and in an unexpected manner. Behaviors include, but not limited to, blacking out, falling down, getting weird, not knowing what to do with your hands, touching people inappropriately, proposing strange activities that are often illegal and ending up in a strange or stranger's habitat.

Day drinking turned into an all night binder. She got so crittered she woke up next to a bleacher rat from the Cubs game who had a bulldog tattoo on his back and Taco Bell sauce all over his face.

by apt109 November 25, 2015

Fritter

A pussy, someone who is just talks a lot of shit but cant back it up in any way

Fuckin' Jake, he said to meeting him behind the gym but doesn't turn up what a fritter.

by GiraffeGuyGold August 21, 2017

Fritter

Fritter is a random guy who likes cheese.

Lars: "This Cheese is just freaking amazing".
Carl: "you are such a Fritter right now"

by TheRealShrimplyPepples January 8, 2018

Filtered Franklin

Jizz in a coffee filter and let the semi-viscous fluid filter through dripping into your partners mouth. (For a practical joke this may be played on an unsuspecting sleeping friend or roommate)

“Steven’s filtered franklin he gave mindy the other night while she was passed out was so awful, I surely can’t un see it! I swear I could see his pure essence dripping down her throat. It was so peaceful.”

by Puss Side On September 15, 2019

Fritters

Its when someone gets banged to hard and shakes (not and orgasm )

Hey justin did you injoy that ass

Justin: yea man i banged him so hard he got fritters .

Friend: next time go slow maybe he will cum without hands .

by Deadjockman November 10, 2019

Filtered Milk

Cum It’s Just Cum. Only Drink it if you’re a female during sex!

Stacy loves drinking filtered milk when she’s doing the dirty.

by Sexyman69sex November 6, 2020