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french fries 

The American word for "Pommes Frites" - a Belgian side-dish consisting of deep-fried, finger-length pieces of potatoes, served hot and salted. Traditionally served to anything from Moule Marienere (clams) to Hamburgers.
Also known as chips in Britain and Australia, Pommes Strips, Belgian Fries, and more recently, Freedom Fries.
You want some more grease on your French Fries?
french fries by Mefistofeles August 21, 2004
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Garlic Fries 

Penises evidently smell like Garlic Fries. It can usually be smelled after masturbating. However, the smell is gone after washing the of one's hands.
Parker: Do I smell Garlic Fries. I love Garlic Fries.

freedom fries

1. A phrase made up by George W. Bush and his cronies to eradicate any mention of the nation of France from the US.
2. Part of the radical attempt to segregate the French from the world.
3. An idiotic expression
If Congress is stupid enough to turn French Fries into Freedom Fries, it is stupid enough to make these transformations:

Turkey -> Independence Bird
Peking Duck -> Democracy Duck
Guinea Pig -> Freedom Pig
Hamburgers -> Liberty Meat
World -> America
Inspections -> War
Statesmanship -> War
Diplomacy -> War
Peace -> War

Freedom Fries

What French Fries were called in restaurants and snack bars run by the House of Representatives from 2003 to 2006, because France claimed that Iraq did not have WMD's.
I guess we will have to give up saying Freedom Fries because the French were right about no WMD's.
Freedom Fries by quesondriac July 3, 2010
The French fries found at the bottom of the fast food bag after taking the rest of the food out.
"Don't throw the McDicks bag out, theres still bag fries in it!"
Person 1)"Damn, I'm still hungry".
Person 2) "No problem, you can have my bag fries".
Bag Fries by *~Patty Cakes~* February 10, 2007

night fries

French fries served after 9 pm at fast food restaurants. these fries are usualy stale, soggy, chewy, burnt to a crisp, or otherwise sub-par. It is nearly guaranteed that if you order fries late at night from a fast food place, there will be something wrong with them.
I just went to mcdonalds and had to throw the fries out beacuse they were night fries. ow my meal is incomplete.
night fries by Butter Balls April 18, 2009

freedom fries

Part of Americas plan to try and alienate themselves from other far better countries until all the world hates them. Once America is alone they will then proceed to nuke the vrap out of any country that dares to oppose them, Anyway looks like the joke is on the Americans, because the great symbol of Americanism that is the statue of liberty is French HAHAAHAHAHAHA FOOLS!!
freedom fries by Meady October 25, 2003