Drive-by Friendship

The act of suddenly and quickly encountering an old acquaintance or friend (you may or may not remember), who you have not spoken to in a long time. However, the person greets you and speaks to you as if you have been close friends the entire time before leaving in a hurry.

Person on the street: "Hey man! How's it going? How are your classes? Are you still seeing that girl? We should hang out more. Give me a text or call me. Seriously, let's hang out later! Bye!"

You: "What the...who was that? Sheesh, I hate drive-by friendship!"

by T-squared00 May 9, 2011

Friendship betrayal

When you're friends with someone and you do something including, but not limited to: giving someone the silent treatment, spray-painting their car, not calling/texting you for an extended period, giving away secrets, burning a holiday dish and hiding it in your attic, deleting the contents of your DVR, and/or deleting you on a social network.

-"Thanks for ignoring me at work after we talked for seven hours last night, friendship betrayer."
-"Well you had a party and didn't invite me, so actually, you are the one committing frienship betrayal."

by Lizwarrior139 December 24, 2010

Jilted friendship

A friendship in which one person, male or female establishes some form of attraction with their friend I.e falling in love, liking someone more than a friend. Most jilted friendships end in a negative outcome for the jiltee (the person with the feelings). This is due to internal factors such as jealousy when seeing their "beloved" friend hanging out with others of the oppposite sex or dating them. Being the jiltee is harmful socially as well because as one wastes their time hanging out and hoping their friend they like with their common interests might eventually like them back and date them they lose out on many opportunities to have dated others whom may have liked them which actually were looking for the origional desired purpouse of having a relationship and not friendship. The end result is one friend breaking the friendship with the other because things got weird or they don't share common feelings of being more than just friends. This then leaves the jiltee lonley realizing they wasted their time and should have taken the opportunity to have dated others and missing out on the chance of having probably had a relationship and been married even so by that time.

Ken is in a jilted friendship with his friend Tara. Because of this Natalie will never be able to date her crush Ken as he perceives himself not to be a single person cause of Tara.

by Canubeleivethis November 27, 2009

Friendship Graveyard

The state of being "friends" with a woman that you are physically attracted to.

The place where men go while waiting for a woman friend to accept them as a partner, lover, boyfriend or husband.

I am in love with your sister, but she does not know it. She told me she would rather be friends. I agreed. So for now, I am stuck in the friendship graveyard.

by Khari Shabazz May 14, 2009

True Friendship

A connection between two people that can withstand anything.

Makayla and Dylan have a True Friendship.

by FashionableGiraffe December 28, 2017

friendship kiss

A friendship kiss is a peck between a guy and a girl who are friends. You only kiss their bottom lip. This is not a friends with benefits case.

Jeremy, I just want to give you a friendship kiss because you're such a good guy friend.-Good girl friend. Or vice-versa.

by Lor2121 March 9, 2014

friendship condom

When you don't trust a friend enough to let them get close to you.

When to wear a "friendship condom"? - when you are still friends but you don't open up to them or get close emotionally in fear of them being fake with bad intentions.

She told my boss my secret so now I wear a friendship condom with her.

by PinguinMaedchen April 3, 2013