Man, ripping open that box felt FedExcellent, but turns out it was just some junk I left at my ex's place.
by PedXing1992 August 6, 2009
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FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.
If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"
FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.
If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"
by Dave April 19, 2005
Get the FedEx mug.Frederic is a small town in northwest Wisconsin, there are about 1200 people in the city limits at this moment.
There isn't much to do in town, at the moment there is a bowling alley, and a pool hall. There is also the weekly bestiality show(though we prefer the more politically correct term inter-species erotica) in the town park/coon lake.
No one comes, but i fuck the horse anyway.
The closest superstore(a super Walmart) is in St Croix falls, which is 20-25 minutes away, if you're bored there is always something to do in Walmart(usually retarded (around here we prefer the more politically correct term "mentally hilarious") but always amusing).
There is a fine grocery store and dollar general in town. The closest theater is 10 or so minutes away in siren.
If you are looking to raise kids here, the school systems are adequate enough, if you're into the usual pointless imagination killing rote memory bullshit that is.
The smaller number of kids means that everyone at least recognizes each other, so there is generally a friendly atmosphere in the schools, and the teachers are alright, altogether they are pretty good schools for the average child/teen to go to.
There are actually 3 seasons for weather, the one that is too cold, the one where tornadoes come and fuck your house, and the one with too many bugs.
oh by the way, there isn't actually any bestiality, you probably won't move here now since that was the main attraction, but the truth has an ugly face doesn't it.
There isn't much to do in town, at the moment there is a bowling alley, and a pool hall. There is also the weekly bestiality show(though we prefer the more politically correct term inter-species erotica) in the town park/coon lake.
No one comes, but i fuck the horse anyway.
The closest superstore(a super Walmart) is in St Croix falls, which is 20-25 minutes away, if you're bored there is always something to do in Walmart(usually retarded (around here we prefer the more politically correct term "mentally hilarious") but always amusing).
There is a fine grocery store and dollar general in town. The closest theater is 10 or so minutes away in siren.
If you are looking to raise kids here, the school systems are adequate enough, if you're into the usual pointless imagination killing rote memory bullshit that is.
The smaller number of kids means that everyone at least recognizes each other, so there is generally a friendly atmosphere in the schools, and the teachers are alright, altogether they are pretty good schools for the average child/teen to go to.
There are actually 3 seasons for weather, the one that is too cold, the one where tornadoes come and fuck your house, and the one with too many bugs.
oh by the way, there isn't actually any bestiality, you probably won't move here now since that was the main attraction, but the truth has an ugly face doesn't it.
nancy: Hey Jim, lets move to this small town frederic, wisconsin, they have accepted me for a better job there!
Jim: I don't even know you or like you Nancy I don't give a fuck where you move and wouldn't go to your funeral if you died, oh and ok lets move to frederic, according to some douche on urban dictionary it is a decent place to live, I didn't read to the end but I heard that there is horse fucking.
Morgan Freeman: and they lived happily ever after...
this is my idea for a movie hopefully coming to theaters near you soon!!!
Jim: I don't even know you or like you Nancy I don't give a fuck where you move and wouldn't go to your funeral if you died, oh and ok lets move to frederic, according to some douche on urban dictionary it is a decent place to live, I didn't read to the end but I heard that there is horse fucking.
Morgan Freeman: and they lived happily ever after...
this is my idea for a movie hopefully coming to theaters near you soon!!!
by max senalger May 10, 2011
Get the frederic, wi mug.Frederiek is someone who talks all the time. She can get out of any situation by just talking. She is really stupid sometimes and can be verry indecisive. She likes hanging out with friends and having fun.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the frederiek mug.Stumpy loser euro-royal who tried to hang out with Snoop Dogg in Copenhagen and got booted so more chicks would fit in the venue. Tried to bribe his way back into Snoop Dogg's circle by getting Danish security police to release Dogg's bag of weed. Also known for meekly following his butch wife, Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, around shopping centres, shopping for kids clothes.
There he was, Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, a man who should have had the world at his feet, trailing around with his bogan nieces and nephews in the boondocks of Hobart.
by Miggly December 6, 2006
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