Being defined as: The omnipotent, omnipresent voice at Engage Interactive who assists charity donors in processing donations over the phone. Much like God, he is benevolent, omnipresent, and loves a charitable heart. Unlike God however, he did not rise up from the dead after three days, nor can he heal the sick and injured. What he can do is what he does best - assist you in donating to your favorite charities.
"Oh, hi there! I hope you weren't waiting too long. It's Brent Foster, the Verification Supervisor, and it's great to have you on the line!... "
by NoobSlayer9001 February 10, 2022
Get the Brent Fostermug. Gruesome
Everyday you are woken up to go to school until you graduate. They beat you with multiple forms and lock you away from the world. They put you into abusive homes on purpose so you can suffer. They take you away from parents for useless but sensible reasons but however still cause more torture. You are beaten until you can awake and watch tv shows all day long. During weekends you have to work extra hard than school and they ask the school for homework. When it is lunch time, they force you to eat your food even when you are full. The food tastes extremely bitter and 2x more sour than a lemon. They rarely ever give you treats that would be what you normally ate before being taken away. When they are finished torturing "out of love" they will put you in a abusive home and so on
Everyday you are woken up to go to school until you graduate. They beat you with multiple forms and lock you away from the world. They put you into abusive homes on purpose so you can suffer. They take you away from parents for useless but sensible reasons but however still cause more torture. You are beaten until you can awake and watch tv shows all day long. During weekends you have to work extra hard than school and they ask the school for homework. When it is lunch time, they force you to eat your food even when you are full. The food tastes extremely bitter and 2x more sour than a lemon. They rarely ever give you treats that would be what you normally ate before being taken away. When they are finished torturing "out of love" they will put you in a abusive home and so on
by sick of asphixiation August 24, 2022
Get the foster caremug. A little dick, fucked up hairline, crusty cat hair, mayonnaise eating, ranch smelling, pimple face fuck boi that can’t get no girls. He tried and failed and cries when he does like a bitch. He main bitch Carleigh didn’t claim him and she ugly as fuck. Brody a sad pink nipple lil faggot that’s fucks his many cats and dogs.
by Nate Bynum January 29, 2018
Get the brody fostermug. An insanely cool human being that blows people away with everything he says because he is so awesome
by BooneLagoon December 16, 2015
Get the Boone Fostermug. A large lizard who feasts on the soles of children in desert Italy. He will hang out with your older sister Matti and watch Glee with her and break your camera. It will devour gas mileage with ease and mess with your head.
He was last rumoured to be in Albania.
He was last rumoured to be in Albania.
by SOMERANDOMKIDINAMERICA July 25, 2011
Get the Tyler Fostermug. “All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my gun”
~Mark Foster (lead singer of Foster The People)
~Mark Foster (lead singer of Foster The People)
by sodados November 6, 2018
Get the Foster The Peoplemug. Foster is an amazing dude that any and every girl will fall for he is amazing and often plays hard to get but he knows who he wants and will do anything to get her. He has brown hair and glasses and is a total beach bum
Girl 1: OMG who is that dude with Lauren?
Girl 2: its Foster
Girl 1: the name says it all
Foster(boy)
Girl 2: its Foster
Girl 1: the name says it all
Foster(boy)
by Smileperson July 29, 2017
Get the foster(boy)mug.