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floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood
I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!
by bookworm3x4 August 24, 2009
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Floppy massacre

The result of an anti-rape device full of hooked razors. Once the penis is inserted it is impossible to withdraw without further shredding your member. The rapist will never rape again but will probably murder his victim after he has recovered. Popular/ unpopular (with rapists) in many african countries. The term is of my own invention and can be used to describe anything excruciatingly horrible or wiggity wack
"That guy had a face like a floppy massacre"
"Shes more frigid than a floppy massacre"
by Colossal Insight December 24, 2007
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floppydickpigdouchebag

a guy who cant keep his erection up and will react by trying to force his pathetic member inside you anyway with great force

he will then blame you for his own issues and tell all his friends that nothing actually happened anyway

he's the kind of freak that would carry a dead pig around in his bag just in case he does ever manage to sustain his erection and needs something to fuck
"cant believe he did so much damage to you without even keeping his erection .. i feel sorry for the dead pig .. what a floppydickpigdouchebag!"
by ck_princess July 25, 2009
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Floppy Flounder

Phase between having a boner and being flaccid.
That girl is giving life to my floppy flounder.
by Visimicus April 14, 2008
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flippy floppies

used to interpret flip flops in the Lonely Island music video Im on a Boat.

Flip flops are cool
I got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies
by Marina.eignor7 June 9, 2009
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flappy fritter

The old woman dropped her panties and i saw her flappy fritter.
by abebaby24 August 5, 2016
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flappy fuck

When doing cosplay during sex and the significant other is dressed up like a sweet little flappy bird.
Flappy fuck is 1000x more addictive than flappy bird.
by Bad C dev March 4, 2021
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