Foster's floppy

Inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption; whiskey dick. (in reference to Foster's Lager.)

The bunch of us got fucking ripped at a bar last night, and after we went home, I tried to throw it into Nancy, but I couldn't. Foster's floppy.

by Jim-Bob McDuggan August 8, 2009

Floppy Joe

A sexual act that involves having sex with an unerected penis.

Andrew's dad gave me a Floppy Joe last night.

by Fat Goodies August 14, 2006

floppy [taco]

the loose vagina of a woman; a loose woman

That woman is a/ has a floppy taco

by Taylor November 13, 2003

Floppy Sombrero

When one stretches excess sack skin over someone's eyes; similar to an overlarge sombrero that has become floppy.

She wouldn't leave when we were done, so I hit her with a floppy sombrero. That'll teach her.

by shit your balls September 12, 2008

floppy jalopy

A limp, old, saggy penis.

"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"
"Dude, your grandpa's floppy jalopy is hangin' out..."

by Nitaro02 February 8, 2006

floppy head

canadians

every last one

plural: floppy heads
that other form: floppy headed

canadians are a bunch of floppy headed dildos with beady eyes

by jerkstore January 9, 2004

Floppy Fish

When the penis of a male seems floppy during intercorse

"I don't understand why his penis seemed so floppy fish during sex today"

by Antifloppyfish October 9, 2013