by TigPA September 17, 2010
The act of shoving one’s penis through an empanada into a woman’s asshole while simultaneously slapping her ass cheeks with a sandal that has been dipped in empanada sauce.
by Brain Earmuffs May 20, 2020
A shoe that has been jizzed in without the owners knowledge and the owner proceeds to walk around in the shoe.
by wolf pack party September 12, 2010
by Skelebone Jones August 25, 2008
An opportunistic theft usually occurring at public venues in which patrons must be barefoot - The most common of these being American waterparks. As patrons approach the lazy river, they naïvely place their pool shoes in unattended cubbies, where rational people presume they will remain over for the next 15 minutes. Upon exiting the ride however, the flip flop swapper will with a slight of foot and a cool head, exchange his mediocre less desirable flip flops for a complete stranger's more appealing, yet highly questionable footwear.
"That was a lot of fun. Lets grab a burger before we hit the wave pool."
"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."
"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."
by Dontdothat February 27, 2012
by scoot82 April 15, 2010
That typical Civil engineer with the L200 who does no work on site but claims a fat salary every year.
by YEYEYEET May 29, 2019