my eyeballs are floating

My bladder is full, I need to pee.

I drank too much water at dinner and now my eyeballs are floating.

by spycer July 16, 2014

Keg Stand, Floating

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pool, pond, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.

I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)

by JuicyBB November 10, 2008

Floater

Detritus or cells suspended in the aqueous of the eye which can be seen by staring into the light; Matter in the fluid of the eye which will settle or leave or appear; a naturally occurring phenomenon of aging;

When he looked at the light quickly and moved his eye he could make out the floaters suspended in his vision;

by wstlnguy July 13, 2009

floating

The act of which a male puts his cock inside a woman's vagina and doesn't move or do any thrusts or movements

I was with this girl and all she wanted to do was have me floating in her pussy.

by blake chinn November 19, 2007

floaties

Small particles of feces found afloat inside the bowl of an improperly flushed toilet.

Dude, don't you know how to flush? You left floaties!

by Michael Sutthampham May 7, 2005

floating head

present at warehouse and you are incredibly GAKKED and your head proceeds to float away from the rest of your body.

did you see kenny last night? he was a floating head.

by kris123456 October 15, 2011

floaters

the opposite of sprewells. they dont spin at all.

Which is better spinners or floaters?

by MaTT January 2, 2005