fledgelord

a big fat fucking cunt of douchebag with a neck beard or saggy nipples

After watching too much ghey phorn, Jeffery earned the title of fledgelord.

by Uriel, the archangel of deez September 9, 2021

Fleece Job

A one-sided or lopsided trade orchestrated by a general manager of a sports franchise.

Kwame Brown for Pau Gasol is arguably the biggest fleece job in history.

by kendoobious February 10, 2022

Flee the facility

To escape from something or make a run for it.

We had to flee the facility when we seen the car hit the brakes and start to get out.

by Buddy Bestie September 6, 2023

crease fleece

The hair running along the crease of your arse.

Ooh, I have a brace of winnits pulling on my crease fleece.

by Stu P April 4, 2003

flame fleek

Is when your flame is on fleek

that was such a flame fleek

by flamefleek October 16, 2017

Wolf Fleecer

An urban hunter, always on the prowl, ready to jump into action at any time.

(A person who stalks and captures images on camera of fasion retards who wear animal print fleece jackets... eg Wolf Fleece, Dolphin Fleece, WIld Horse Fleece etc etc)

Generally hanging around where their pray may congregate. eg. Dole office, 99p stores, B&M, Braintree High Street, shitty market stools.

"had to run off from my family, saw a proper fashion retard in a Wolf Fleece duck into Cashconverters and had to snap it"

"Tartan trolly?, check
Black pumps, white socks?, check
ill fitting smelly old yoga pants, fatty legs?, check
Smells like she shit herself last week?!,
Animal print fleece?, check"

((Stalks, Takes photo, uoloads to > Wolf fleece, the height of fashion on the street today on FB)

Wolf Fleecer

by GoLarge January 30, 2021

fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.

Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!

by PubHellhound July 16, 2022