Carolina Flapjack

A classic sex move in which you batter the girl up by pulling out and coming all over her chest and stomach, then you flip her over, add the chocolate topping by taking a dump on her back, then you dust her with a handful of blow, thereby adding the powdered sugar effect.

All of my friends commented on the fine craftsmanship I demonstrated by giving Jody the ol' Carolina Flapjack.

by Jickety March 16, 2008

Alabama Flapjack

One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!

We are having breakfast for dessert, Alabama Flapjacks are on the menu, and your the platter.

by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009

Rusty Flapjack

When a man covers his flaccid penis with his partner's dandruff and proceeds to insert it into his partner.

"This girl had major dandruff right? And a couldn't get hard! Well some of her dandruff got on my dick and I still stuck it in her. Call that the Rusty Flapjack"

by Bill Butlicker November 18, 2021

Flapjack titties

Sundried titties literal pancakes. Skin flaps with nipples

Damn that girl got hanging flapjack titties like sundried tomato s. She lost her her titties in a titty depository box. Looking like national geographic

by Jjfazz July 10, 2022

buttery flapjacks

Clapping of ass cheeks on face after the partner cums on the others face

Yo I ate some buttery flapjacks with my girl yesterday.

by ilerminerty May 22, 2015

Norwegian Flapjacks

When you dip your testicles in maple syrup and proceed to cover your friends morning pancakes with the testicle syrup.

I served some Norwegian Flapjacks to my buddies this morning. They were picking pubes out of their teeth for hours.

by Daddypengy April 19, 2022

Bloody flapjack

When you jerk off too much the tip of your penis rips open at the tip,folding both halves back; Therfore the bloody flapjack

Dude did you hear what happened to Ethan?
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!

by Derpknight May 1, 2016