fish frick

A thing fish say when they are upset or shocked.

If a salmon got caught by a bear it would probably say fish frick if it could talk.

by Whisper Wolf November 3, 2018

follower fishing

When someone is looking to gain followers on twitter so they follow a large number of people hoping to gain a couple and a few days later unfollow all of them, but still keep the followers they gained.

Person 1: im gonna get 200 followers tonight!!
Person 2: How do you plan on doing that?
Person 1: I'm goin fishin! ... Follower Fishing!!!!

by @KPH1LL1P August 3, 2012

Ghurkin Fish

A very ugly mutant toad fish often found around Port Phillip Bay and Westernport in Victoria.
A mostly unwanted inedible fish to the angler, but is the source of amusement to his friends.

1. friend say's "Ha ha you caught another Ghurkin Fish, do you need me to pass the gaff"

angler "Fuck you" and piff's the Ghurkin fish in his friends general direction.

2. "You know you can't eat a Ghurkin Fish they are a poisonous type of puffer fish!"
"Sounds good can you pass the bacon lube and I'll take it to the pleasure dome to see if I can inflate it"

by Vikodin3 August 6, 2012

Dipping the fish

The female version of tea-bagging

"My husband is a paraplegic, so I am always dipping the fish"

by El Gadot October 30, 2014

meat AND fish

Somebody who is bisexual is said to like both meat (cock ) AND fish (pussy).

Hey Jake! Didjya a hear that Josh likes both meat AND fish?

by Telephony August 2, 2014

Cam's Fishing Rod

Cam's Fishing Rod is a very unknown shock video sent on discord of people sticking their hands up two men's assholes and pulling the insides of the arse out causing them to prolapse, After this they stick the two men's insides together during this the two men are heavily moaning. It then cuts to them playing with the anus, ending in an "anus kiss" of sorts, the start of the video has a fishing rod creating a very high pitch sound to hurt the person's ears. earliest version being sent by a user called Cam. This is one of the more tame shock video's but can still leave a lasting impact.

Either sent blank without any context, with the context of 'informing them' of what it i,. or to bait people into thinking its about fishing.

Guy 1 : You Like fishing?
Guy 2 : yeah
Guy 1 : Aw man did you see Cam's Fishing Rod?
Guy 2 : Who's?
Guy 1 : I'll show you
*2-3 minutes later*
Guy 2 : WHAT THE FUCK
Guy 1 : did you like it?

by YourAverageDisappointment August 30, 2021

Fish Hook Theory

The theory that centrists and the far-right on the political spectrum are in-fact very close. Created in response to the Horseshoe theory equating the far-left to the far-right due to similar tactics (despite having fundamentally opposing beliefs), the theory states that centrists allowing the far-right to preach their beliefs will allow the far-right to grow greater and lead to the rise of fascism again; it suggests that centrists pave the way for fascism and so the two parties are part of the same problem. Whilst there have been cases made for this theory, it is mainly used to satirise and discredit the Horseshoe Theory.

If I'm gonna be forced to see thousands of people including mass media pushing the horseshoe theory, then I will make your eyes look at the Fish Hook Theory too.

by Louis Hypothetical February 4, 2018