filter biscuit

fil•ter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.

She’s cute on the gram’ but in real life she’s a filter biscuit.

by SleepingLadysOnlySon September 25, 2020

Cigarette filter

To fart so much in one day or between changing of underwear (without starting) that a thin tarry black film of shitty residue is president on ones underwear.

Damn bro that Mexican food was a mistake I got a cigarette filter

by 2rightbootsandonewrongdude October 7, 2020

thrice filtered

Adjective: A term used to describe semen that has been swallowed by the male from which it was ejaculated twice so as to filter it of the impurities.

Jill: How was last night with that random guy, George?
Amanda: It was great! He had a tattoo on his cock that said "thrice filtered" and he never explained what it meant, but his jizz tasted delicious!

by 320Tri December 11, 2010

filter tip

Cigarette Filter Tips and Roaches. ... Cigarette Filters are usually made from cotton or hemp and filter out the some of the smoke & harmful tars as you inhale, but not all, this gives you a smoother smoke. Tips & Roaches are made from strips of cardboard that you roll up to use as a filter.

Person 1: Hey man can u roll me a filter tip for this joint?

Person 2: Yea sure np

by Lilgertie101 February 7, 2018

filter slut

A person who posts pictures frequently on social media usually in the form of a selfie. This picture usually has a Snapchat filter on it.

That girl is such a filter slut.

by Gdwbnkl January 22, 2017

spam-filter

A:) A protective barrier around an individual used to block out annoying people. This concept, while started for emails, is extended to more personal means of communication. B:) A more hip and modern version of shit-list

Person A: Hey, why don't you pick up that call.
Person B: Chris is on spam-filter until he gets his act together.

"I'm warning you, If you don't stop being such an ass, you're going right into my spam-filter"

by DCPY September 22, 2006

Butthead Filter

Hearing and repeating back only words that could have a direct sexual or nasty reference, then laughing like uh, huh-huh ... huh, huh, huh

"Dude, my company is in this "limbo" area with a trickle of sales that only pays enough for a ham sandwich."

Butthead Filter reply: "limbo, trickle, ham, uh, huh-huh ... huh, huh, huh"

by donhdefl April 16, 2009