Fern Tamer

To be a Fern tamer is to be sexualy inclined to fuck those who have furry genitals.

Scenario#1

Alfy- yo, wuttup, CAN I see your bush FAM?

Dan- AYOO WTF!?, what are you, some kind of fern tamer!?

Scenario#2

Furry#1- You know you wanna stick it up my fat furry ass you fucking fern tamer~

Furry#2- *gets horny*

by anonymous September 28, 2022

Fern

Freaky bitch that I'm in love with

Yea me and fern are dating and they're so fantabulous!

by purple girrafe July 8, 2021

Fern

1. Inevitable
2. A high confidence in an event, object or person.

Friend 1: " You think you'll pass your exam?"
Friend 2: " Oh heck yeah, I'm going to Fern it!"

by Chubbernaut May 20, 2021

Fern

The hippie New Age sister of Karen.

Did Karen give these organic free-range raisins out for Halloween? No it was her sister Fern.

by SandyW May 30, 2020