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Felony Speed

Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).
Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."
by Sky_Pirate7222 November 30, 2010
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felony jacket

A jacket with a hole in the pocket where you can hide drugs inside the lining of the jacket itself. Seems like your pockets are empty but if you search between the fabric all around the sleeves and or any where in the jacket itself things could be hidden there.
Hey I'm wearing my felony jacket so give me the bud and I'll hide it
by Felony jacket December 24, 2016
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Felogna

Felogna: A felony charge that you now is bologna.

Bologna: A fake lunch meat, slang term for anything that is B.S.
The cops got me on a felogna last night but i know im a fade that shit with the quickness!!
by stOnedcrowzz May 22, 2016
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Felonious bullshit

Bullshit so bad it rises to the level of a felony.
Man that was some felonious bullshit that guy just said!
by Exdink April 7, 2017
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felobating

When a homosexual man masturbates, while simultaneously respecting women.
Matthew was caught felobating when hanging out in the forest with his best buddies on a Saturday.
by stoinkydoinky June 13, 2017
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felonio

Felonio is the illegal act of sucking someones dick against their will.
Guy#1 Yo I just I just got arrested.
Guy#2 Why?
Guy#1 I just felonio'd a dude.
Guy#2 Jesus christ.
by mr.kevkev September 29, 2017
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felopatir

Felopatir is a money giving person. He likes eating a lot and is kind to people most of the time. Sometimes can get very angry and violent.
Wow look over there there's that guy who likes eating! I love him! He looks like a felopatir!
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