Faucet

Another name for a monstrous, large throbbing cock

He had a whole ass faucet on him HOLYYYY

by Sienna millsy May 25, 2022

faucet hoe

someone who cries about everything under the sun. an emotional bitch

Markus: “Kelly you’re such a faucet hoe”
Me: “I know”

by mydogmoose June 22, 2019

Leaky Faucet

The female version of blue balls. When the drip keeps coming and the plumber has better things to do than fix your faucet.

“Steven has been teasing me all day; giving me a leaky faucet if you know what I mean.”

by Captain Carpe November 27, 2021

faucet knob

A blumpkin with a twisting motion.

She was giving me a faucet knob while talking dirty about ghost ass.

by Lzcs October 20, 2019

Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.

One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.

by QuacksO August 24, 2023

Faucet Juice

Normal everyday tap water from the kitchen sink.

Man it's hot as hell outside. Yall want some faucet juice?

by Bored796 June 30, 2022

Body faucet

Another word for penis

A: I just left Home Depot and bought a new faucet.

B: I want to see your faucet!

A: I’ll show you my body faucet.

by TheOneOfLight May 19, 2019