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Faceless Cunt

A person who could well be mentally fucked in the head, or perhaps high of weed.
Guy1:"Baha jesus you Faceless cunt get a job"
by The Mentally Destroyed Asian October 17, 2008
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Facelift

To remove someone as a friend from your FaceBook. Usually a one sided, spontaneous act done out of anger or extreme hurt. Sometimes done by someone trying to hide from their past. The facelifter will go on to regret the action.
Girl: Did you know that Joe and Mary were together at the malt shop on Friday after school?

Boy: No. Mary gave me my letter sweater back, so I Facelifted her.
by S_Cordiner February 4, 2010
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Offroad Facelift

The act of giving a blowjob during an offroad activity.
-Usually results with the penis slapping the face repeatedly until the skin on the face is jumbled, blistered, and bloody.
My girlfriend is a real motorhead, so when I took her out for a spin on my ATV it was only natural for her to give me some sicknasty roadhead...
Unfortunetly, I went through a bumpy trail and she recieved a full on offroad facelift.
She's still recovering from this horrific catastrophy, I can only smile.
by Juan Joven January 13, 2008
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faceless

not on Facebook yet, a person who isn't a member of the social network website
he's faceless, you'll have to show him the photos on your account
by uktedsmith January 9, 2008
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facelebrity

Fake celebrities on Facebook. People using a celebrity profile on Facebook or sharing the same name as a celebrity.
Joan, you're such a facelebrity junkie. Stop sending friend requests to 'Colin Farrell'... all twenty of them.
by Barbarela March 9, 2008
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Facelining

v)The act of leaving excess foundation on the side of your face, leaving a very visible difference in color between your head and the neck down, making your face to seem more tanner and leaving an outline around your face.
I did not inform my freind of her facelining acts because of my secret she had let leak out a month ago.
by Carmen Fernandez February 23, 2009
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facelink chain

When you click on your friend's Facebook page, click on one of his/her friend's page, clicking on one of that person's page, and so on and so on, often done because you see a person that is good-looking, hot, etc.
Guy: Dude, I saw some chick on Rob's Facebook and clicked on it to see the picture bigger, ended up seeing a hoteer chick on this girl's friends list, and ended up seeing another hot chick on that girl's page.

Dude: You just experienced a facelink chain.
by Ruiner123 November 10, 2009
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