farting through your mouth

talking gibberish; not making sense

Listen you stupid Texan, I can't tell if you're talking or farting through your mouth. So, leave me alone!!

by jimmylikeflowers November 29, 2010

farting strings

Those imaginary strings that strain when you let rip a massive trouser trumpet

Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on that trouser yodel!

by KinkySlinky January 28, 2004

farting shit

Instead of farting, you fart of course, but you shit.

Telamon tried to fart like a boss, but he farting shit himself.

by CoralOralMarisa June 19, 2014

farting off the log

those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.

"Sorry about that one guys. I'm farting off the log."

by Spankford May 30, 2008

fringly

1. The sort of feeling you get when your hand goes to sleep, ala pins and needles, mixed with being warm.

2. The state of being not quite sick enough to justify skipping something important, but sick enough to miss work or school.

"Ouch, my girlfriend fell asleep on my hand and now it's all fringly!"

"I stayed in from school because I was feeling fringly."
"Do you have to miss tonight's game?"
"Dude, I'm not that sick!"

by Shaawn the Sheep January 28, 2013

Farting jellyfish

The unfortunate side effect of spending time in a body of water (such as a pool or bath) after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

I went for a swim after getting bummed by several flamboyant gentlemen and to my astonishment I found I kept farting jellyfish.

by Jellyfish Duke September 10, 2019

Farting Knights

The Farting Knights are Aarón Amilián and his familia. That's their group name solely for when they play Fortnite.

The Farting Knights are some of the greatest Fortnite players of all time.

by El_Moco February 12, 2021