FANNY ANXIOUS

1. Anxious in a lady way

-anxious about your erect nipples
-anxious about your feminine itching
-anxious about your work colleagues smelling your period
-anxious about the fisting you got from the hospital when you lost your tampon

2. Anxiousness induced lady problems

-You're so anxious you've mensed twice in one month
-You're so anxious you're dribbling your knickers
-you're so anxious you forget you've got your period and you're work colleagues comment on the stains
-You're so anxious you've got to move on to super plus
Driving the car makes Ekaterina so fanny anxious her car seat has a near permanent wet patch.

Potential girlfriends make Amina so fanny anxious her left nipple becomes erect when she sees them coming
by IAMNOTKAREN October 21, 2011
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fanny beard

You will require a girl with a hairy bush. Flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her fanny. A mirror is best at this point to check out your fanny beard. You can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.
Flipped my bird upside down last night and took a fanny beard selfie. My birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.
by anon.gcfgv755r August 29, 2014
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fanny flutter

He was kissing my neck and pulling my hair, I got major fanny flutter!
by Sas92 September 26, 2013
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Fanny Snot

The creamy substance excreted from a dirty vagina.
Julia got her fanny snot all over my dick the other night.
by Bitch boii February 1, 2020
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Clammy fanny

A sweaty vagina which also has discharge, thrush

The sign for this is clamping your hands, opening and closing 3 times like a crab and saying "clammy fanny" in a voice like 'Lenny's' from the the story 'Of Mice and Men'.
My girlfriends fanny stinks, she's got a clammy fanny! Uch a fi!
by rhywpenol October 5, 2009
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fanny-clam

A female bollock-bulge.

See also beetle-bonnet and monkey's chin
"Wow! Wouldn't mind rubbing my mits on that fanny-clam."
by Marko The Great August 26, 2004
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Fanny Gallop

Strictly confined to women who get a sudden rush in the groin area of an orgasmic or erotic nature. Often taken by shock and usually envoked by an erotic memory or at the sight of a very attractive potential sexual partner.
God he's so sexy he's givin me fanny gallop!
by Coggy September 6, 2006
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