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False Nap Syndrome

A sleeping disorder characterized by attempting to go to sleep earlier than usual, only to wake up a couple hours later. This is due to the person's brain thinking they are only taking a nap, rather than wanting to sleep for a full night.

Affects mostly frequent nap takers, night owls, and those with no sleep schedule.
A: Oh wow, you look terrible.
B: I know. I tried to go to bed at 10 last night, but I woke up again at midnight and couldn't fall back asleep.
A: Sounds like a case of False Nap Syndrome. That's what you get for staying up until 4 AM every night.
by Cenex September 26, 2012
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False Start Shower

When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.
Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
by Yoyoman December 7, 2013
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false word

1. False word is when some people make rumors about you that is not true.
2. False word is also when someone talks shit about you behind your back.

The phrase comes from streets, but now also used by rappers to describe those kinds of people.
- Yo, that guy was trying to false word by saying bullshit about you.
- My homies won't listen to him.
- Nobody will.
by The geniusest December 22, 2015
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Falseitivity

Its a falseitivity that sara thinks she right all the time
by Drummer Boy A10E9E June 14, 2018
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False Monk

An asian thug/gangster with a shaved head, especially wearing large baggy orange clothes.
Kid:Why the hell is that monk wearing over size clothes and tatoos?

Kid2:Thats a False Monk boy, mess with them and you will get tiny rounded shouling palms in your back.
by Dnkdnk May 5, 2008
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false capital

When large well known cities are not the capital of a state, the capital usually winds up being a city that no one ever hears about. Examples, Harrisburg PA, Albany NY, Carson City, Nevada etc.
Person: Wtf? Philadelhpia isn't the capital of PA? NYC isn't the capital of NY!!?!? Las Vegas isn't the capital of Nevada?!?!?

Me: Yup, there all false capitals
by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
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falsetto

above the normal vocal range.
"a controlled (and purposely done) cracking of the voice"
usually done by a male singer, using his voice to reach a note he normally wouldn't be able to reach.
the falsetto in A Chance Without's song is incredible.
by skies mile high September 21, 2006
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