Exceptional

A more politically correct way of saying that someone's retarded.

"Jesus, those club leaders are fucking exceptional."

by notanotherforumpost March 18, 2019

Excel Spreadsheet

(V.) When a girl lays sideways on a bed and you spread her legs vertically while ramming the shit out of her.

I totally helped your mom make an Excel Spreadsheet yesterday.

by forestman27 September 19, 2011

exceptional

to be uncommon, unique, extraodinary. most likely to bring home to parents. can be a complete hoe but is welcomed because she is one-of-a-kind.

"oh, look at maria. she sucks at life but she`s exceptional. she has her unique qualities and man do i love her."

by Cade V. June 26, 2006

vaginal excercises

the tightening and releasing of the vaginal muscles to tighten a loose whore

kay excercised her vagina by holding in her pee for 4 seconds and releasing, creating the vaginal excercises as she watched barney and friends while soaking her head in a fish bowl of melted butter and sushi while texting her significant other who doesnt actually like her.

by -jesus October 4, 2008

Excekkebt

How you would type "Excellent" if your right hand were shifted one key to the left.

"Hey shriv, how was the fuckin' taco?"
"Excekkebt"

by Jack's Spastic Colon October 12, 2005

Godwin's Exception

When a forum member intentionally references Nazis or Hitler to close a thread, the forum member concedes any right to continue the thread, but the thread is not considered closed.

User1: Absolutely ridiculous. You know who else had a special police force that jailed their citizens for disagreeing with them? That's right. The Nazi party.
User2: I'm calling Godwin's Exception. The Godwin's Corollary only functions when you mean it. You're clearly trying to short circuit the conversation.

by Chuck80 June 18, 2012

Excess

1) To Much Of.

2) Alot.

3) Over the Amount

There was Excess Cargo On the Plane.

by Yash October 2, 2004