epolatnac

an inside out cantalope

Person 1: Hey do you want to try an epolatnac ?
Person 2: Um what the hell is that? Is that like a yeti that lives in the mountains?
Person 1: No! its an inside out cantalope! Can't u tell?!
*Slaps Person 2 with a fish*

by Blake + Kelly August 7, 2007

Rulz esports

RULZ ESPORTS is the most underrated esports organization in the middle east

- yo, u know rulz esports
-yeah dude, they are so underrated

by AhmedDzn December 7, 2019

eshold1

Slang for fat wanker, dumbass, or anything retarded.

Man, that guy is such an eshold1.

by w00t August 27, 2003

Escolastica

Comes from the Latin and means admirable mother and/or teacher. Mexicans will name their daughters Escolastica usually after the child's grandma. They do it after asking God and the Virgen de Guadalupe for a huge favor and if God complies they will name their daughter Escolastica without giving it a second thought. An Escolastica will get made fun of until she develops at which time guys will say its a beautiful name as a poor excuse for a compliment. Don't name your child Escolastica because its a hard name for non-Mexicans to say and the name will be butchered over and over again.

Teacher: "John Smith"

John Smith: "Here!!"

Teacher:"...Now this one is a little hard, so I'm sorry if I don't say it right....Es-..UM..-c..."

Escolastica: "Its pronounced ES-CH-LUHS-TEE-KA, Mrs."

by chica_22 February 5, 2010

Escolastica

Comes from the Latin and means admirable mother and/or teacher. Mexicans will name their daughters Escolastica usually after the child's grandma. They do it after asking God and the Virgen de Guadalupe for a huge favor and if God complies they will name their daughter Escolastica without giving it a second thought. An Escolastica will get made fun of until she develops at which time guys will say its a beautiful name as a poor excuse for a compliment. Don't name your child Escolastica because its a hard name for non-Mexicans to say and the name will be butchered over and over again.

Teacher: "John Smith"

John Smith: "Here!!"

Teacher:"...Now this one is a little hard, so I'm sorry if I don't say it right....Es-..UM..-c..."

Escolastica: "Its pronounced ES-CH-LUHS-TEE-KA, Mrs."

by chica_22 February 5, 2010

Escolastica

Comes from the Latin and means admirable mother and/or teacher. Mexicans will name their daughters Escolastica usually after the child's grandma. They do it after asking God and the Virgen de Guadalupe for a huge favor and if God complies they will name their daughter Escolastica without giving it a second thought. An Escolastica will get made fun of until she develops at which time guys will say its a beautiful name as a poor excuse for a compliment. Don't name your child Escolastica because its a hard name for non-Mexicans to say and the name will be butchered over and over again.

Teacher: "John Smith"

John Smith: "Here!!"

Teacher:"...Now this one is a little hard, so I'm sorry if I don't say it right....Es-..UM..-c..."

Escolastica: "Its pronounced ES-CH-LUHS-TEE-KA, Mrs."

by chica_22 February 5, 2010

ESportscaster

One who casts online Sporting events, aka Games.

God, I am such an Esportscaster

by Anonymous June 4, 2003