Eastern Sunrise

When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead... When she wakes up she'll be too worried about the mustard on her forehead to even bother thinking that maybe she has splooge in her ear canal

Friend1:"Omg!! Did you hear Monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead"

Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"

by LikeYouNeverDidIt May 27, 2009

Easter strength

(adj) a hangover so bad you don't rise again until the third day

John's still sleeping off an Easter strength hangover, so he's not gonna be in class come Monday.

by JohnnyHop April 17, 2010

Easter Purse

Sexual position where the man puts his "eggs" (testicles) into the woman's vagina. It is not recommended to try this position as foreplay, as its much more comfortable for the man post-coital.

Especially popular on Sunday mornings.

Corey's friends were a bit disgusted when he showed them a photo of the Easter Purse he gave his wife.

by MasterBlaster6999 June 2, 2011

ersendichter

In some rural parts of Scotland, another word for toilet paper, something to dicht your erse with. To wipe your bottom. Arse Wiper.

Dicht your erse after you've had a poo, (or keech in Scot's). Ersendichter another name for arsewiper, i.e. toilet paper.

by elma fudd February 19, 2015

Easter Monday

A jewish holiday in which jewish people go to Walmart or any other store that sells candy and buys the discounted easter candy

Did you see the Jews at Walmart buying the left over easter candy on Easter Monday?

by BigBoy69 April 6, 2015

easter dave

A generic name for a drug dealer.

"Hey, did john call last night? I need to sell myself out again tonight to pay off Easter Dave"

by ThatAwkwardPenguin February 19, 2017

Eastelle

Eastelle is the most headstrong and loud girl you'll ever meet. You will always notice when she enters the room. She's super funny and warm, and makes everyone feel welcome and special. She's super loyal to her friends, so never get in her way or she'll stomp you over - prepare for a decent roast session. Side Note: If you're a 6ft guy with read receipts on, you've already won her heart.

You like guys who are 6ft? Wow, you're such an Eastelle...

by haffiemacdougall December 12, 2017