Neu-erotic

A condition where-by attempting unusual sexual practices, incapacitates the subject through anxiety and/or headaches.

Especially debilitating when attempting the karma sutra or attempting to mount wives currently suffering with PMT.

Jack: Oh! did you manage the anal headstand

maneuver with Kate after?!

Ian: No, she was being totally neu-erotic and wouldn't try. :/

by Dr_Farquarphandye November 19, 2010

Eroticness

Quantifies the the strength of the tingly feeling in your groin resulting in various levels of moistness ?

stevejar Dagger: " oi keeley spit on your hand"
Vickley Coronet: lol
Vickley Coronet: is that hot?
stevejar Dagger: yeah i guess u had to be there
stevejar Dagger: its one of my moves
stevejar Dagger: a signature move
Vickley Coronet: lol
Vickley Coronet: awesome
stevejar Dagger: yeah son
Vickley Coronet: well im sure it will all help in the eroticness

by Stevejar dagger January 9, 2008

auto-erotic suffixation

An act of self abuse involving self-strangulation and a large butt-plug (known as the 'suffix' by practitioners.) Often fatal, mostly harmless.

Got some Ai Chatbot posting as him on Kuro5hin.org ever since he killed himself with auto-erotic suffixation.

by Orion Blastar December 12, 2013

erotic mummification

Wrapping one self up like a mummy and having intercourse with the opposite or same sex.

Man I seen this erotic mummification porno last night and it made me want to shit on my mother's chest.

by KrillynsGay February 3, 2015

Erotic buddy

An erotic buddy is someone who you discuss sexual matters with, makes shitty jokes and gives people lap dances in a chicken costume.

Fiona: Aviv will always be my erotic buddy and he definitely needs to give Emily a lap dance on her birthday.

by Awif November 24, 2015

Erotic Percussion

A sex position in which you do it in doggy style but the male is slapping her ass like an African drum. Also, like bongos.

Damn, the Erotic Percussion position got me laid last night by Starkeeesha and Le-a (Ledasha). It makes me tingle like anime and xvideos.

by The Boy Lyric March 19, 2017

erotic shadow puppet

A "shadow puppet" made with hands and a penis.

"Nice Erotic Shadow Puppet! I can see an elephant"

"I DON'T GET IT! I thought my Erotic Shadow Puppets were fun in bed."

by Alaska Thunderfun February 10, 2018