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erotic portal

A slang term for the anal region, popularly used in hardware stores.
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"Fuck around and I'll stomp your erotic portal out!"
by Old Man Memory March 11, 2021
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eROTic

The state of being emotionally aroused by brain rot content, concepts and notions

Imagine if NSFW fan fiction was more unhinged and whimsical, silly even

It's clown sex with sound effects

Equal parts sexy and stupid

If a meme makes you horny, that's eROTic
"I was scrolling brain rot tik tok and got a semi over Chad Squidward giving Spongebob the business, it was so eROTic!"

"When Katy Perry voiced Smurfette it awoke something ancient in me"

"Christ they're on that eROTic shiit again"

"I was getting railed by this one guy whilst Baby Shark played on his bluetooth speaker, it was giving eROTic!"
by AgadooMe69 August 17, 2024
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Auto-Erotic Taxation

The act of someone who gets off on raising taxes on his own.
Wisconsin Governor, Tony Evers, suffers from auto-erotic taxation.
by Berserker Dave February 2, 2024
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Erotic Refrain

After Sadly going unnamed for several millennia, "Erotic Refrain" refers to the pleasantly repeated utterances of the human female, often repetitive, at times spontaneously outburst, while she is entertaining personal pleasure. Perhaps, etiologically, the most delightfully harmonious sound that emanates from the human female voice.

Learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen endeavor to play a lady's Erotic Refrain like a Stradivarius, but with more than 25,000 nerve endings, the human female's instrument has a much broader range than the scant few strings of the violin.

Aforementioned gentlemen will also endeavor to elicit single or multiple stanzas of a lady's Erotic Refrain in casual conversation, during fine dining, with romantic monologues and, of course, during foreplay.... ....analogous to a Maestro Director warming up an orchestra.

Elder learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen and elder ladies agree that the typical Erotic Refrain was of far more prolonged duration prior to the 50% plummeting of Male Testosterone since pre-WWII, with an unprecedentedly magnificent crescendo toward the end!
Neighbor #1; Did you get any sleep last night.
Neighbor #2: No, yesterday the young neighbor lady said she picked up prescriptions for her Hubby of Testosterone Gel, and both Cialis & Viagra!
Neighbor #1: I know, her EROTIC REFRAIN was like a QUEEN Concert!
Neighbor #2: Yeah, only with No intermissions and More crescendos!
by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023
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Erotic egg toss

Where a female stripper shoots a peeled hard boiled egg out of her coochie with such force that it lands in one of t
Those pickled egg jars at the foot of the stage.
I've only seen the. Erotic egg toss once. This was at a stripper bar 🤣 called the stoplight on kapiolani avenue in Honolulu hawaii.
by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021
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Erotic Percussion

A sex position in which you do it in doggy style but the male is slapping her ass like an African drum. Also, like bongos.
Damn, the Erotic Percussion position got me laid last night by Starkeeesha and Le-a (Ledasha). It makes me tingle like anime and xvideos.
by The Boy Lyric March 19, 2017
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Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation

Like auto-erotica asphyxiation, except performed in a public restroom, by plunging your head into the toilet whilst vigorously master bating ones self.
A man was found almost drowned in the Wafflehouse men's room, covered in toilet water and semen. A victim od his own Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation.
by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025
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