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Neu-erotic

A condition where-by attempting unusual sexual practices, incapacitates the subject through anxiety and/or headaches.

Especially debilitating when attempting the karma sutra or attempting to mount wives currently suffering with PMT.
Jack: Oh! did you manage the anal headstand

maneuver with Kate after?!

Ian: No, she was being totally neu-erotic and wouldn't try. :/
by Dr_Farquarphandye November 19, 2010
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Erotic Refrain

After Sadly going unnamed for several millennia, "Erotic Refrain" refers to the pleasantly repeated utterances of the human female, often repetitive, at times spontaneously outburst, while she is entertaining personal pleasure. Perhaps, etiologically, the most delightfully harmonious sound that emanates from the human female voice.

Learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen endeavor to play a lady's Erotic Refrain like a Stradivarius, but with more than 25,000 nerve endings, the human female's instrument has a much broader range than the scant few strings of the violin.

Aforementioned gentlemen will also endeavor to elicit single or multiple stanzas of a lady's Erotic Refrain in casual conversation, during fine dining, with romantic monologues and, of course, during foreplay.... ....analogous to a Maestro Director warming up an orchestra.

Elder learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen and elder ladies agree that the typical Erotic Refrain was of far more prolonged duration prior to the 50% plummeting of Male Testosterone since pre-WWII, with an unprecedentedly magnificent crescendo toward the end!
Neighbor #1; Did you get any sleep last night.
Neighbor #2: No, yesterday the young neighbor lady said she picked up prescriptions for her Hubby of Testosterone Gel, and both Cialis & Viagra!
Neighbor #1: I know, her EROTIC REFRAIN was like a QUEEN Concert!
Neighbor #2: Yeah, only with No intermissions and More crescendos!
by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023
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Erotic Fish

1) Agressively licking a fish to turn your partner on
2) Seafood smothered in cum
Would you like an Erotic Fish, sir?
by H4XOR13 September 25, 2021
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auto-erotic suffixation

An act of self abuse involving self-strangulation and a large butt-plug (known as the 'suffix' by practitioners.) Often fatal, mostly harmless.
Got some Ai Chatbot posting as him on Kuro5hin.org ever since he killed himself with auto-erotic suffixation.
by Orion Blastar December 12, 2013
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Erotic Percussion

A sex position in which you do it in doggy style but the male is slapping her ass like an African drum. Also, like bongos.
Damn, the Erotic Percussion position got me laid last night by Starkeeesha and Le-a (Ledasha). It makes me tingle like anime and xvideos.
by The Boy Lyric March 19, 2017
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Poly-Erotic Fecal Subordination

The act of living under a "fecal dom" who allows or disallow personal bowel movements. The (poly) meaning the "fecal dom" is overseeing many 2-7 "fecal subs" this of course ads to the degradation as you are only one of many "fecal subs" one of the main rules is you can only gain permission of bowel autonomy (for a set period of time) if the "fecal sub" asks in person over the phone or by mail is not permitted.
"Poly-erotic fecal subordination has made my daily life more structured and more erotic!"

"Wow, that's awesome!"
by unstoppablestepbro May 27, 2024
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eROTic

The state of being emotionally aroused by brain rot content, concepts and notions

Imagine if NSFW fan fiction was more unhinged and whimsical, silly even

It's clown sex with sound effects

Equal parts sexy and stupid

If a meme makes you horny, that's eROTic
"I was scrolling brain rot tik tok and got a semi over Chad Squidward giving Spongebob the business, it was so eROTic!"

"When Katy Perry voiced Smurfette it awoke something ancient in me"

"Christ they're on that eROTic shiit again"

"I was getting railed by this one guy whilst Baby Shark played on his bluetooth speaker, it was giving eROTic!"
by AgadooMe69 August 17, 2024
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