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premature ejaculation

when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.
jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!
by odood19 January 9, 2010
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Ejaculation narcolepsy

When a guy becomes instantly tired and/or falls asleep as soon as his side of the deal is complete and he has ejaculated. This is regardless of length of time or time of day of said session.
"So, how was it with Peter?"

"Oh fine, but he got ejaculation narcolepsy after only 27 seconds so our time was cut short."
by Simone88 April 4, 2010
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ejaculation proclamation

A signature statement made by a man who is about to shoot his load.
Joe- "Dude what's your Ejaculation Proclamation?"
Carl- "I like to say the volcano is about to blow all over her town then scream HOT LAVAAAA"
by Jefferspin November 20, 2013
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creative ejaculation

When some one has too many ideas, tries to be over-creative and you just want to finish the damn thing.
- What if we do a crazy pink rabbit?
- No, the first idea was fine!
- What about a orange sheep?
- NO, stop this creative ejaculation!
by zidu October 5, 2010
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immature ejaculation

Similar to premature ejaculation except male acts childish and throws a tantrum.
It was just an immature ejaculation all around, i mean he was throwing clothes across the room, yelling, crying; i must have been really drunk.
by Kif-exel March 1, 2011
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female premature ejaculation

A women who comes so hard with a man inside her that her vaginal contractions push the penis out before the man gets to come
Guy #1: So I get my cock hard enough to get inside her with the condom on and then after just a couple of minutes she starts coming so hard that it pushes me out and I get too soft to get it back in.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.
by Mark2010 May 23, 2010
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ejaculation

Seriously? Why the fuck are you even looking up ejaculation on urban dictonary? You're probably 12 and have nothing better to do with your life that look up ejaculation. Go home, you're drunk.
Why the fuck did you even look up ejaculation in the first place?
by loafbloke69 September 30, 2014
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