Edwin

Incredibly handsome. Intelligent. Talented. Sweet. Sexy. Fun Loving. Carefree. Funny... The greatest man you could ever meet. Quite the ladies man. Dazzles women with his subtle charm and hypnotizes with his tremendous smile. NO women has the ability to resist.

I’ve never met an Edwin until now, he’s so hot!

by Blessed.Great. March 9, 2020

kangaroo edward

Australian rhyming slang for rooted.
i.e. Kangaroo = roo, edward = ted

This email server is kangaroo edward.

by R4ym0nd0 March 9, 2008

Edward 40 Hands

Duct taping 40 ounce beers to each hand.

"Dude Im not gay, he was Edward 40 hands and I had to help him piss"

by Fo Thugz November 14, 2006

Edward Cullen

The oldest virgin in the world, being 108 years old. A vampire that was thought of as gay until he fell for the freaky, socially awkward, ugly, pale girl, that smells like freesia and he always want to kill to taste her sweet blood,that he stalked and watched her sleep for about four months before they became a couple.(I don't know he still seems gay to me.) He sparkles in the sunlight and can run really fast and like read your thoughts.

Man, that guy is freaky.
Yeah he's a true Edward Cullen.

by noellewashere March 10, 2009

Frank Edwin Right III

Frank Edwin Right III, now known as Tre Cool is the drummer of the band Green Day, he is one very talanted man, believed to be the best drummer in the world! He is the godfather of Billie Joe Armstrong's 2 children, Jakob and Joseph.

I changed it because it sounded like a pack of hotdogs,because my dads name is Frank and so is my Grandpas so i changed Frank Edwin Right III to Tre Cool.

by Mrs. Cool January 3, 2006

Edward Cullen

An 108 year old virgin vampire who sparkles in the sun. I am not shitting you.

Girl 1: I wish Edward Cullen was my boyfriend... *sigh*
Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?

by Spectacular. July 19, 2009

Edward Cullen

A 108 year old virgin that's the second main character in the Twilight saga. He sparkles in the sun, is a abusive to his "mate" (the bitch known as Bella Swan), and is overly lovey-dovey and boring. Many Twilight fangirls think he's hot, but he makes sane people want to vomit. He claims to be a vampire, but since vampires don't sparkle, he's most likely some species of gay fairy.

Twilight Fangirl: I want to marry Edward Cullen! Don't you?

Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.

by JadeHeartOfFire March 21, 2009