Eargasm

That pleasant feeling you get when your ear clears of water some time after swimming.

The water in my ear was really bugging me, then I had an eargasm...ahhhhhh.

by Andyb501 February 12, 2008

penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.

Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.

by Penis Valuer February 22, 2009

eargasm

eargasm = jeremy depoyster
it's easy as that.

person #1: have you head the devil wears prada's new song?!
person #2: yeah! i love jeremy depoysters parts.
person #1: me too. his voice gives me eargasms!!

by blahblehblahe August 26, 2009

eargasm

Usually comes from the act of aural sex performed with a Q-Tip.

She was performing aural sex on herself, bringing eargasm upon eargasm.

by James Dinn September 8, 2008

Eargasm

an Eargasm is the feeling you get in your ears while hearing an amazing song or your favorite band.

For Example....
Dude, listen to this new song, it gave me eargasms!

by LogantL4 June 18, 2010

Ebaugh

A very cool name, usually last, for a very cool person. Usually from a larger family

Hey did you see Ebaugh make that shot?!

by alirox21 December 1, 2010

Turd Embargo

Depending on the context, a "turd embargo" is:

1) A total inability to defecate (i.e. shit) for an extended period of time, or under normal circumstances, because your body has decided to halt the manufacture and exportation of magic butt fudge. Typically caused by diet, drugs, or existential angst. Also known as "severe constipation";

Or

2) Deliberate and systematic exclusion of a specific person from social gatherings because they are obnoxious, loud, creepy, or otherwise socially undesirable, i.e. a "turd".

(Example 1): "Hey Jackhole, there's only 1 bathroom in this bar, and you're holding it up. So take some damned Ex-Lax ; lift the turd embargo!"

(Example 2): "Dude, why didn't you invite my brother to this party?!"

"Because he literally FUCKED my X-Box at the last party, in front of everyone - no foreplay, no lube, not even a god-damn reacharound. It hasn't worked right since then, so he's under a permanent turd embargo."

by Admiral Viggo September 20, 2016