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Easton

A redheaded carrot top with the intelligence of a rock and a brain the size of a walnut but still doesn't use it.
An over all dumb person with smart freinds to try and make up for it.He is always scared of some thing he is scared of every thing. Can make some stupid jokes but some are funny. Hard for him to break habbits great guy just greatly miss under stood.
Guy 1 Hey Easton.
Guy 2 Easton!
Easton Huh?
by Logic_MAN235 October 18, 2018
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Easton

A thing born in a zoo that is a trampy freak with long hair and does nothing what so ever except makes strange noises
That Kid is such an Easton
by Ozone_23 December 4, 2019
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eatonville

"dude. im in freaking eatonville over here. get me some waffle fries.
by kaydubb November 9, 2007
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Eatonsnarff

When everytime your friend borrows your lighter it disappears. All Eatonsnarffs will keep the lighters and store them for the long winter of being lighter less
From the local "Dammit Eatonsnarff give me back my lighter."
by yodragon July 6, 2010
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Easton's slow

Slowest man on earth he should just kill him self now cause he's parents stopped loving him causae of how slow he is
Easton's slow
by Easton's slow October 10, 2016
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Easton's little dick

Well Easton doesn't have a dick we just call it little cause he's girlfriend said he just used he's pinkie finger
Easton's little dick is his pinkie
by Easton's slow October 10, 2016
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easton hunter

hot as shit but an epic manwhore
I just pulled an Easton Hunter and dated 739382 girls at a time
by Bertha James August 5, 2016
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