B.E.T

worthless waste of a channel on the god that is tv. almost as bad as MTV but tries to be more urban. fucking retards. plus its run by crazzzy white people trying to make there rich asses more white. and yes im white.

B.E.T is watched by white people who live in south philly thinking they are cool by watching this crap!! they ain't cool they is retarded.

by Bearded Abe March 17, 2005

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

B.E.T.

channel that shows how reverse dicrimination is evolving, along with affirmative action.

"fuck rock" all you want, but at least it involves intstruments, not bass beats produced by a machine, therefore classifying it as music, unlike what they play on B.E.T.

by cassie November 23, 2003

D.E.T.

an acronym for the phrase dont even trip.
which is another way of saying
dont get crazy.
dont get hostile.
dont get flustered.
dont get your panties in a bunch.
dont get aroused.

Cheryl: eeeek.! i didnt do my homework. Mr.Danja is going to flip.
Mandy: D.E.T. we can copy from one of the geeks Erika or Carla.
Cheryl: what if he finds out i wont graduate.
Mandy: for the last time D.E.T. if we cant copy we will just have nurse Dina sign us out sick.
Cheryl: damn mandy youve always got a plan.

by mandyMOOSE September 7, 2008

F.A.G.G.E.T.S

This is the Families Against Gangs Gets Everyone To Stop Organization. Created by a dumbass attempting to get out of a compromising position with authority.

Dude, I didn't mean faggets, I'm talking about F.A.G.G.E.T.S, the Families Against Gangs Gets Everyone To Stop!

Dude, don't be a fag.

by Authority Figure (booyah) July 3, 2008

T.E.T's

Tough Economic Times

"Man these T.E.T's are really killing me. My income went from 99,000,000 to only
98,999,900. How am I going to feed my family?"

by Steve Berra March 6, 2009

B.E.T.

A dumbass channel that has the same videos played over and over. Everyone there raps about the same things. "Tap that booty...Shake that booty... Grab that booty." That is really annoying. It also has R&B. Damn, I hate that crap. "Why are you cheating on me?...I caught you cheating!... I gonna cry like a bitch now.Waah! I have to say I like ~A~ rapper, but most talk pure shit. What will happen if W.E.T. is made? "Oh, they is being racist. It's like when the slavery happen. WTF?!
M.T.V. is crap and B.E.T. is crap.Now it has a reality show.You all know ~College Hill~ or whatever its called. I wonder where that idea came from. Oh, maybe it came from a Music TeleVision channel called um...MTV? Ha! Music channels are getting shittier by the moment.

B.E.T. is the same as MTV.
106 & Park is the same as TRL.
Scary isn't it?!
Why in the hell did I say "shittier"?

by BET fans suck my dick March 5, 2004