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napoleon dynamite

it really was a hilarious movie (a movie about virtually nothing that actually holds your attention? wow!) until all the preps started misquoting it.
when ND first came out:

booboo: have you seen ND?

me: yea it was actually funny

when the dvd came out and was being advertised all over the *friggin* tv:

prep: omg! jessica! did you see ND

prep 2: omg yes! that was the best movie ever! come get your food, you fat tub of lard tina! (which is not the actual line)

prep 3: GOSH! ha ha ha i saw it too!

prep: omg did you really ashley!

prep 3: yea and that cheerleader was hilary duffs sister! omg shes a cheerleader just like us! (these blondes are so smart, they instantly pick up on the stereotype of cheerleading in the movie) cough cough*
by pedro4prez!!! May 13, 2005
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The best movie in the world. If you haven't seen it you are a fat lard, just like tina the llama. It is about a nerdy kid living in Idaho who is just trying to get a little respect from the ladies and improve his ninja skills. I love him, because he is a sexy beast, and so will you.
Watching this movie makes you prone to using ND slang such as "Flipp'in", "Sweet", "GOSH", "IDIOT!" and "Liger". Bow before him, for he is a god.
by Quetzalli August 23, 2004
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A awsome movie that everyone needs to watch. Napolean dynamite makes a new bf his name is pedro. Napolean likes his bike the sledgehammer.
Hey napolean what are you gonna do today...... What ever i want... GOSH!
by kyle January 24, 2005
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the best movie EVER!! my favorite!!
napolean: kip, can u bring me my chapstick?

kip: i cant right now napolean, i have better things to do **looks down at tortilla chips**
by schvein schven gut May 13, 2005
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The worst movie ever made. Period. Filled with stupid jokes and lines that teenagers can go repeat around school all day and think they're funny.
I wanted a refund after seeing Napolean Dynamite.
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Dynamite is a crude term for a tampon.
how much is the Dynamite Cheryl? am nipping to asda now.
by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009
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refers to a girl or boy that is always engaged in, or the cause of, overly dramatic and awkward situations. Derived from the name of the American cable network TNT whose tag line reads: "We know drama."
I just got this ridiculous text message from some dynamite. Someone needs to deal with this girl!
by Salinger1963 December 9, 2008
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