Dusty Bearclaw

See Moist Bearclaw
The act of performing a Moist Bearclaw with a sock on.

That cripple was a frigid bitch so I had to give her the dusty bearclaw.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

Dusty Piñata

The act of imbibeing cocaine from one's own rectum via analingus.

Michael is so flexible, he can do the dusty piñata without even warming up!

by talklikeasailor July 17, 2011

Dusty Bar Troll

A female who is busted and tries to cover it up with to much makeup, and then proceeds to go to the bar thinking that they are sexy

That dusty bar troll gives five dollar handies in the men's bathroom at the local pub

by thedevilsreject October 18, 2011

dusty hannah

When you donkey punch someone and run your fingers through your hair without washing up using the residue as gel.

You should've seen the dusty hannah I pulled the other night. The dusty hannah is my favorite bedroom move.

by shortcyted January 15, 2014

dusty hammer

A dirty fat dick

I was going to fuck my sugar daddy but he had a dusty hammer.

by NikeTangelo November 8, 2017

Dusty Dew Rag

A foreign hooker, that is often low priced, and sought after by middle class, fat white men.

Dusty Dew Rag: “Hey brad, how about we order one of those dusky dew rags?”

by Yungdaggerdick32801 December 21, 2018

Dusty Old Hag

What you call the previous person your man was boning when he calls you that by accident when you're privately studying books.

I'll be listening to Spotify, that way you can yell out the name of whatever dusty old hag takes you there. "puts on headphones and lets him plow"

by Dupl01nfinitum February 19, 2021