Desmond

Short for Desmondathan

I told you, my name is Desmondathan.

by Probably Not Steve November 23, 2021

DJSmoothPanda

Cool Young DJ

DJSmoothPanda is a young dj

by BluePandaGiraffe August 16, 2022

captain desmond

the captain of the "Babylon" space exploration ship played by Crazy Dan in the film "Enemas From Space"

Captain Desmond: "hey raasclaat get up ere to de bridge an roll me a spliff!

by selley November 23, 2004

Rugby dysmorphia

Rugby dysmorphia is a mental disorder characterized by the obsessive idea that a rugby player thinks they're twice as broad as they are.

Rugby player: "Wow I really must say, I have quite a strong and broad physique".

Me: "No mate you're actually a pure little weasel. You simply have rugby dysmorphia".

by king mick April 19, 2018

caroline desmond

A alcoholic mainly drinks wine. She is funny and very weird, she is kind and always helps others.

Caroline Desmond stop drinking wine you alcoholic!

by cutiebatootieuwu December 29, 2019

Text Dysmorphia

When text messaging fails to communicate the tone of your conversation and it leads to the recipient misunderstanding your intention. - CY

I got into a huge fight because text dysmorphia made my friend sound like an inconsiderate dick when he was just trying to be direct.

by woof woof bark bark July 23, 2020

The Desmond Complex

This is a psychological disorder that occurs when Desmond constantly states that he has to get off the phone with you because he has other more important matters to attend to.

Yeah, he said to be AGAIN... "Hey... I gotta let ya go". I'm starting to develop The Desmond Complex.

by Sassy Ramble December 3, 2021