The drunken russian

When you realise that the anus you are licking is not as well-washed as expected, you pretend to kiss the respective person and finally vomit straight into his/her mouth.
As Peter tasted some sort of salty sunflower seed on his toungue, which he had undoubtedly licked out of Ivana's anus, he did the drunken russian pressing his lips on hers and emptying his stomach into her mouth.
by RussianIgor July 27, 2011
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Drunken Stupor

A state of being in which smoking crack becomes both socially and morally acceptable behaviour.
Reporter: Have you smoked crack before?
Rob Ford: Yeah, I smoked some crack. So what? I was in a drunken stupor!
Reporter: Touche, good sir. In that case, you are a gentleman and a scholar!
by Garfield Chickenteeth November 06, 2013
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Drunken Dreams

The dreams you have when you go to sleep under the influence of alcohol. Usually very strange dreams which you do not remember when you wake up.
Ryan remembers many of his drunken dreams. One he had was of a giant piece of corned beef chasing him down the road.
by Silver Snake April 15, 2007
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Drunken Roulette

When you go your favorite late nite fast food joint after a night of binge drinking and order random number combo meals. It's always a surprise, and if the order sucks throw it at the person at the drive-thru.
"Let's hit Taco Smell(Bell) and play some drunken roulette."
by Jtron 3000 April 30, 2003
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Drunken Sailor

A pirate shanty for basic people
"If drunken sailor is your favorite shanty you're boring, for a pirate"
by lesbian pirates September 22, 2020
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drunken-software

The badest ass kind of software. Drunken.
Wow dude, did you see that drunken-software? It's awesome.
by dreaded1 January 24, 2008
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Drunken Dutchman

A DRUNKEN DUTCHMAN refers to someone on the toilet who sings like David Bowie while having diarrhea.
"Where's Harry?" - "Listen closely - hear the singin'?" -"Oh my god, he's being a drunken Dutchman again, ain't he?""
by PirateThePirate September 10, 2020
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