douchebaggery

1)The philosophy held by douchebags, holding that no one other than themselves (or perhaps their close associates) matters in the least bit, and thus that other human beings can and should be treated like complete excrement for little or no reason (and often for selfish reasons). Closely related to fascism, which has been practiced by control freaks such as Adolf Hitler.
2)The act of putting this philosophy into practice.

I dont get paid enough to put up with Kevin's douchebaggery at work....

by brettmacgyver March 24, 2009

Douchebachery

Seduction from virtue or duty by an abrupt often chastening shock to the nerves, emotions, or awareness. to put douche and debauchery together.

That guy Jeremy B. is still trying to douchebacherize the ladies with his douchebachery.

by MotherTeresa415 June 13, 2010

douchebaggery

idiotic actions and/or thinking. See douchebag.

Your stupid behavior and ignorant, racist rants lead me to believe that your douchebaggery knows no bounds.

by RaTBoyfan December 22, 2008

douchebagged

When someone pulls a move that would earn them the title "Douchebag", one is said to have douchebagged, i.e. if one were to horribly misspell a word online or walk into something in public.

John: What are you doing friday night?
Bertha: Im rniung a ramhthaon.
John: Wow, you just douchebagged.

Joey and Mike are walking through the mall, and Joey sees a gorgeous woman, and, whilst staring at her, accidentally trips over an ornamental pillar base and face-plants in front of dozens of people. Mike then says, "Whoa, you douchebagged big time, man!"

by jodere March 6, 2007

Douchebaggery

The act of being up to no good, usually in a douchebag kind of way.

Dude, he is up to so much Douchebaggery.

by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010

douchebagery

When one person says he likes someone so he can get some from her for that night.

Trevin comited douchebagery last night again

by josh54457 May 19, 2006

Douchebagger

(noun) an insidious obnoxious person with questionable objectives meddling in your affairs; someone who doesn't know you at all but busts up on your business and starts saying crap, giving advice, acting like it's his business, as if he knows what to do (Douche + Carpet-bagger)

Sam was telling a story about his ex, Lori, at the party, and some total douchebagger bust up into the scene and went off.

by Holly M S June 1, 2010