What the 23rd president of the united states says when he joins a cross country horse race and encounters an Italian monk and a crippled teenager with spinning nails so you team up with a dinosaur mans that can stop time to beat them to Jesus's heart so you can implant it in a random ass 14 year old woman to make a wall of yellow piss beams that defies gravity.
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by Winnerwilly313 September 20, 2022
Get the dojaaan mug.Pronounced (doo-gar): Dood-Cougar. A male version of a Cougar. An older male you seeks out partners who are half his age +7 years old or younger.
by glorybgreen September 14, 2009
Get the Dougar mug.A woman who specializes in hair care and uses what she knows to serve others hair-related needs.
A hair doula's role is to help ease frustration, by providing ongoing support and guidance, as people move towards their hair care goals.
Non-medical and not related to birth.
A hair doula's role is to help ease frustration, by providing ongoing support and guidance, as people move towards their hair care goals.
Non-medical and not related to birth.
Lady A: I don't know what to do with my new growth. What all do I need to know about transitioning from relaxed to natural hair?
Lady Z: You probably have a lot of questions. I’ll set you up with my hair doula. She’ll teach you exactly what you need to know.
Lady Z: You probably have a lot of questions. I’ll set you up with my hair doula. She’ll teach you exactly what you need to know.
by MyHairLady June 6, 2011
Get the hair doula mug.A dougal takes more then 1 minute to tie your shoes, or spills every drink you pour, or falls UP the stairs.
by gabb April 21, 2006
Get the dougal mug.Somebody close to you. A good friend. Probably derives from the real word doula that refers to somebody who is there for a pregnant woman emotionally and physically through her pregnancy. In the slang tense it is somebody who's there for you that you can always count on.
by Jessica (J-sika) June 4, 2005
Get the doula mug.A person who gets paid to watch a woman give birth. Doulas have no medical training or schooling, but some are highly trained in the art of emotional manipulation, sometimes coercing the mother into carrying out the doulas fantasy birth. This has resulted in putting mothers in danger if they take misleading doula advice. Doulas are not meant to be involved with the child; their sole job is to do what the mother asks, such as fetching her a glass of water while in labor. Many doulas are also known to have strained relations with their mother, and some doulas attempt to overstep their boundries with the new child. Many doulas have been banned from well-respected hospitals due to their interference with life saving procedures.
Mary: What is Kelly doing now that she dropped out of school?
Jake: She's trying to be a doula.
Mary: A what?
Jake: Exactly.
Jake: She's trying to be a doula.
Mary: A what?
Jake: Exactly.
by HamiltonParkHI November 15, 2012
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1. A way of describing someone who has over-the-top good looks and can cause uncontrollable laughter spouts. In addition, Dougan can be used to describe a joyous and bubbly personality.
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1. A way of describing someone who has over-the-top good looks and can cause uncontrollable laughter spouts. In addition, Dougan can be used to describe a joyous and bubbly personality.
"Dayum, that girl Kierra over there is SO Dougan. She's more Raven than that girl from 'That's So Raven!'"
by MCWallabee December 15, 2011
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