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Dig a ditch

What you tell someone when:

(a) they are annoying the hell out of you or
(b) they are boring you to death or
(c) you want them to leave.
Girl:Jonas Brothers blahblahblah, JonasBrothers blahblahblah sex with Jonas Brothers blahblahblah...

Boy: Jesus. Just go Dig a ditch .
by Drunk Aunt Melissa January 1, 2009
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Ditch-Witchin' Backhoe

Derived from "DitchWitch", the backhoe (ie. a piece of construction equipment), this term has become a popular insult in certain circles.
Man, you're a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

What a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

Now that's a ditch-witchin' backhoe if I've ever seen one!
by Ronnietyn February 1, 2009
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Dohchella

Dohchella describes the distinct subcultural distinctions for those attending the Coachella Valley concert every spring in Southern California.

It is a complete accident that the first syllable of this word is a sound that a certain number of the cartoon Simpsons family makes when observing something unfortunate.

Social media has become a tool for not only the concert itself, but for attention seeking strategies.

Within the caged concert it is easy to express free-spirited Gypsy style by asking a fluorescent vested security guards to snap an independent thinking unique photograph- stand with the peace sign, hips cocked to the side, with Ferris wheel in background.

An exit poll of these open-minded attendees- Impressively, the average number of lifetime countries visited per attendee increased to 1.3 from the 2005 to 2014 average of 1.1.

76% of all foreign visitations were in Cancun or Ensenada Mexico. Rounding out the statistic, 1% stated they had been "to the moon and back with my Bestie"
Also in exciting news, those who are unable to attend this unique festival, The Ferris wheel will remain in place for the country concert "stagecoach" where free-spirited and non-mainstream thinking can rapidly be replaced with traditional wild west clothing and frowning and pictures, in Lieu of peace signs.

We hope this description of this life-changing amazing venue is beneficial to your inner transformation and all of the other amazing expressions you'll experience. And share.
Man, I can't even check my email because there's so many pop-ups of girls sending screenshots of their Snapchat of the butterfly glitter filter. Damn Dohchella"
by Craig Rasputin April 14, 2017
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Sea ditches

A ditch in the sea.
they dont exist.
"THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SEA DITCHES"
by Neil Sheldon October 10, 2008
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Bitch n' Ditch

The act of saying something offensive or just plain bitchy right before leaving.
person: "so, i'll see you later then :)"
bitch: "yea :) i gotta go to work now..oh yea..FYI, you really are an asshole. and everyone hates you. byeee! "
^^bitch n' ditch^^
**bitch leaves**

person: "bye...." ((what the hell?))
by Victim of Insanity August 25, 2009
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Ditching

Multiple definitions,

1) when someone leaves a group/party to go to another party or group of people
2)When someone says no to 1 person but yes to another person to a party or hanging out on the same day
3) forgetting about something purposefully
Nick is ditching tommy to hangout with jack
by Blake1999 August 20, 2017
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ditch filter

an absorbent plug in the vagina used for menstruation.
"I just found the cap to the soy sauce bottle in her ditch filter!"

"I can't have sex with my woman because she's on the ditch filter!"

"My woman got pissed off at me and flung her ditch filter at me!"

"I saw a woman pull a ditch filter from her pussy and shove it in a guys face!"

"My wife sent me to the store for her god damn ditch filters!"
by William Larue Smith February 20, 2009
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