crunkle dorfen

The sexual act of ripping your own penis off, or if it was ripped off beforehand, and (with power and effort) inserting it into your anus until it is lodged in completely and cannot be removed.

Dude, sorry if I am sitting funny I totally crunkle dorfened last night and I haven't taken a shit yet so it's still in my ass.

Fuck bro! I crunkle dorfened like a week ago and now all of my shit was building up in my ass and I totally had a volcano eruptanus this morning!

by CreatorAnym December 2, 2018

Nickel dorker

One who is under the extreme sleep deprivation mode and cannot clearly think straight. This person says random and crazy things

After staying up for a long time Lisa was saying some pretty insane things. Girl you better get to bed you’re a nickel dorker.

by lill woodie girl June 11, 2022

skrinson doofer flip flop

Coloquialism for any given object in need of passing (spliff, salt, remote, etc)

HIT ME UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR BALLS LICKED

Pass me the skrinson doofer flip flop bro, you're hogging it

by fleshconker December 6, 2022

Legion Dørfer

Someone who is a overbearing narcissist cunt who runs a game alliance but submits to the needs of women

That Legion Dørfer couldn’t live without submitting to Storm

by zømbie January 25, 2024

Blue dorker

The term for ignited flatulence. Lighting a fart on fire is called doing a “blue dorker.”

Dude, be careful you don’t set your butt hair on fire when you do that blue dorker.

by Commentsadnauseam June 14, 2024

Morgan dorer

Morgan is a person who you meet and they seem nice and really interesting until you find there's not much conversations to have other than present information and that gets old. Dorer is a person who is generally smart, lucky to be be with someone and lack self control and wants you to trust them even of they think you will be there for you.

The Morgan dorer is a grace of a person white as snow cadence in character

by D'jay's asswipe March 11, 2025

Oofer my Doofer

It means just Oof, but, Oof my dude. But, meme. It's not very popularized, but it can be used by a select group of intellectuals. So, make this a common phrase.

Person A: I'm really sick.

Person B: Oofer my Doofer.

by *Screams in Lesbian* January 25, 2020