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donkey kongin' 

phenotic spelling (dong-kee kɔŋ-ing)

Verb

The act of lifting an empty keg above one's head, and pursing a busy section of a party with it in the previously stated position. If one so desires they may also choose to throw the keg from this position at the person who tapped the keg (for they are the kremlin.)

History:

Donkey Kong--who paid 5 dollars to get into a house party--became enraged when he found that the person in front of him had tapped the keg-- after realizing this, his first impulse was to chase the kremlin with the keg raised high above his head, in hopes to assault the beast.

a formal thanks must be given to a friend-Tony-who first successfully completed the action.
John: Shit man where'd the keg go.

Steve: Dude, Paul ran off donkey kongin' that shit to get that fuckin' kremlin Dan.

John: Oh word? He's totally fucked.
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donkey kongo

When you have sex with a girl missionary style and before the point of climax, you slap her tits like your playing the kongo drums
dude i beat on monicas tits last nite like donkey kongo
donkey kongo by brak o bick May 25, 2011

Donkey Konging 

Verb

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.
Donkey Konging by uglyinpink August 16, 2014

Donkey konga 

Most annoying game since DDR. You play by beating on drums and clapping your hands. Gets old quick b/c they use songs that are already boring and played out.
If one of your siblings has this game you bettter have Tylenol PM handy if you plan on sleeping.
Donkey konga by jerryblank May 19, 2005

Donkey Konger 

At the point af male ejaculation, during oral sex, the recipient must Lock fingers and hammer -hit the top of the givers' head to force semen to shoot out of their nose
French whores love the Donkey Konger...
Donkey Konger by J.T. Hill June 22, 2009

Dinkey Kong 

Another way of saying I came out of the closet and I am officially gay! Dink is another word for dick or asshole, all tougher saying I like it in the asshole. First used in my high school!
DigitalSynn: Ping Pong like dinkey kong

Cold Assassin: Wow, you finally came out of the closet! LOL
Dinkey Kong by ColdAssassin June 27, 2009

donkey kongin' 

When you stick your hand in your butt and fart then slap keric lickerman in the face
"Hey Keric, shut up before I start donkey kongin' you".
donkey kongin' by daggercracker November 23, 2009