A game where four men stand in a circle with their pants down and dicks erect. They begin to smack their penises together by thrusting their hips (as no hand contact is allowed). The object of the game is to climax as quickly as possible. Once you achieve ejaculation, you are safe. The jizz is collected in a cup and the person who does not ejaculate drinks the contents of the cup. *You MUST be strait to play.*
by FiddleDicks September 26, 2010
Get the Fiddle-Dicks mug.Noun/adjective. In the top five of worst things imaginable. Picture a burlap sack of severed, bloody dicks. Yep, pretty much the worst thing ever.
I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.
I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.
"I drank too much last night, and now this morning I feel like a giant bag of dicks."
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"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."
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"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."
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"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."
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"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."
by Bryan745 October 27, 2005
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A baker's dozen of dicks. No more, no less.
Related to the slang term mad, indicating "a lot" or an undefined large amount. When applied to dicks, however, "mad" signifies exactly thirteen.
Related to the slang term mad, indicating "a lot" or an undefined large amount. When applied to dicks, however, "mad" signifies exactly thirteen.
by Beau Shuda October 21, 2011
Get the mad dicks mug.What you call someone who's more than a dick. That person has to cross the line of being a dick multiple times. This is also a Supernatural reference towards Lucifer.
In Supernatural 5.19 Hammer of the Gods
Gabriel: Lucifer, you're my brother. And I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
Lucifer: Wait, what did you just say to me?
Gabriel: Lucifer, you're my brother. And I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
Lucifer: Wait, what did you just say to me?
by Natikan June 20, 2016
Get the Great Big Bag Of Dicks mug.In some cultures, the art of shaking someone's dick when being introduced or meeting them for the first time. Note: It is also rude to shake very limply.
by Arty Benjamin August 19, 2009
Get the Dickshake mug.an insult, originating from the butcher shops of australia. usually said to the apprentice followed by a blank stare and "huh?", to which the butcher replies,"ya, couldnt be that stupid playin' with one!" also common on archery ranges.
Butcher: Mate, you must have two dicks!
apprentice:Huh?
Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!
apprentice:Huh?
Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!
by splinter barberino January 16, 2006
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It is a unwritten rule that your chicks (female friends) should always come before your dicks (male friends who you are/hoping to have a romantic relationship with).
Your Girls/Gals may use this expression to get you to stop being overly attached to your lover. As well as that they might say this when they think that your lover is taking control of your life etc. It also self-explanatory as many girls tend to use it to say that there gals come before any male lover.
It is a unwritten rule that your chicks (female friends) should always come before your dicks (male friends who you are/hoping to have a romantic relationship with).
Your Girls/Gals may use this expression to get you to stop being overly attached to your lover. As well as that they might say this when they think that your lover is taking control of your life etc. It also self-explanatory as many girls tend to use it to say that there gals come before any male lover.
Jenny: ''You do know why Jake broke up with Stacy right?''
May: 'No...''
Jenny: ''Because he loves you, that's why. He told me to tell you.''
May: ''That's Nasty.''
Jenny: ''Mhm. So, are you going to go out with him this Saturday?''
May: 'No. Chicks Before Dicks, Remember?''
Jenny ''Yeah, i can agree with you there.''
May: 'No...''
Jenny: ''Because he loves you, that's why. He told me to tell you.''
May: ''That's Nasty.''
Jenny: ''Mhm. So, are you going to go out with him this Saturday?''
May: 'No. Chicks Before Dicks, Remember?''
Jenny ''Yeah, i can agree with you there.''
by Flowercandii October 27, 2014
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