Divorced Dad Bod

A divorced dad bod has a greater BMI than of a dad bod. One great way to separate the dad bods from the divorced dad bods are visible stretch marks. Since divorced men are huskier and more heavy set, they will typically show stretch marks. But men with divorced dad bod, do not fear, for it is a 2 part transformation. After crushing all the beer and Cheetos in the world,following a divorce your body will blow up, but someday you will have an epiphany. You will dream of 6 pack abs and all the honeys in the world surrounding you at the bar. That is when step 2 of the transformation occurs. You will trade in your beer and Cheetos for a gym membership and whey protein. From there, the rest is history.

Arthur: Dude did you see Mark at our 20 year high school reunion?
Karl: Yeah man, Trixy leaving him and taking the kids really took a toll on him.
Arthur: I know, you could tell he was sporting a serious divorced dad bod.

by TheRealChickenFucker May 30, 2015

Ih-diot

Similar to the common word idiot, an Ih-diot is a more advanced form of a moron. This term is pronounced more with the emphasis on the first syllable, as if there's an exclamation point after it. Compared to saying d'oh for someone else's stupid mistake.
Very insulting.

Me- "Did you know that Snook thought that an end table was actually a hen table?"

Scot- "No way!"

Me- "I swear he did!"

Scot- "Ih-diot!"

by KTownFook May 31, 2005

Jersey Divorce

The act of running over one's spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.

Rather than giving her half, Tommy decided to just give her the ol' Jersey Divorce.

by Sid Wallace December 14, 2008

Shotgun Divorce

When a woman shoots her husband because he got another woman pregnant.

Angela was so pissed off when she found out Phil had knocked up another woman, I was worried it would end in a shotgun divorce!

by Jerry Mander August 10, 2010

divorstitute

n. a mid-30's or older woman who was formerly a strong, independent, feminist type who upon divorcing her husband became utterly incapable of survival without huge infusions of his cash. She generally drives a BMW or Mercedes convertible with "ALIMONY" for license plates.

I met this lady at the bar last night who told me she was unemployed but lived in a nice house and drove a nice car. Her ex-husband is a dentist. She must be a divorstitute.

by lameusername1 April 6, 2014

divorce pie

The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.

I brought Jason an Apple Divorce Pie to Mediation today.

by Fireball2014 June 30, 2014

divorced kids

Kids who have divorced parents and have to do with all the shit that comes with it

divorced kids have a hard life

by Artlover2000 July 9, 2015