Dick Ditcher

A guy who ditches his bros every time he gets a new girl!
Female Version: Labia Leaver

"Toby is such a dick ditcher, ever since he hooked up with that ho Misty he doesn't go anywhere with his boys."

by JAMISON75TX December 20, 2017

Diche

The crossover between a douche and a dick. (insult)

That guy Gary is a big diche.

by Paul Block November 22, 2007

pint drinking ditcher

One whom commits to going to a pint drinking establishment with their friends/team, only to ditch out last minute on not only their friends/teammates, BUT also the pint drinking itself.

Micheal that slut is a pint drinking ditcher; Nathan on the other hand isn't, he came for 1 pint.

by drew September 16, 2007

dirthead

A person of usualy lower class, but not reserved to, who is of the utmost atrocity. Generaly characterized by the scuzzy clothes and various types of mullets(the mullet however is not a definite characterisric). Usually lives in the drug ville part of time most of the time a habitual crank addict. Listens to Lynard Skynard and other rd neck type bands, possibly Dire Striats. Red neck music is not a dead give away however for the dirt head also listens to rap music while professing to be quote un-quote "pecker wood."

Billy Ray Cyrus
any person with ray for a middle name
steven wyatt
dobby

by Graham January 2, 2004

dische

synonymous of a male whom is dick and douche bag

"He broke up with you, what a dische."

by Sofie and Dilia March 3, 2008

Diche

This is a combination of two seperate words. Douchebag and Bitch. Can be used towards both guys and girls.

Father: Who ate all the fucking Gram Crackers you cunts!?!?
Children: Not us dad!
Father: Lying diches, I ought to beat the fuck out of you right now.

(Beating follows)

by Will Matthews April 28, 2008

dichebag

A name for a "dike" who is a douche bag--a merging of words.

God, Marzapan is such a dichebag sometimes.

by sparrow84 May 26, 2009