Dingus

A funny joke insult to call someone "dumb", not a real insult...

Friend: Oh, i thought Friend was spelled Freind...
Other guy: You Dingus

by TaterzGamez June 15, 2018

Dingusfection

A dingusfection its when a Dingus keeps getting under your skin. Your heart is like dayum boi/gurl and your brain is like FUCK YOU AND YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS !

"Isa! Did I just see you talking to Cam"
"I think I have Dingusfection. That boy is like gum stuck to my shoe."

by banned bananas March 13, 2018

Dingus

A small minded person with no common sense

Why are you always a dingus at school when a teacher asks you a question

by KINGB01 August 14, 2018

Dingus

an idiot or annoying person

you are such a dingus

by GR8 Metngs February 27, 2019

dingus berries

A dingus berry is very similar to a dingleberry, but on the front. In other words, its a dried up globule of semen hanging from a pubic hair which dangles somewhat resembling a berry. So dingus berries is multiple dried up globules of semen hanging from the pubic hair which dangles and some what resembles multiple berries.

Ohh shit i had a wank last night but was too tired too clean up now i got a load of dingus berries to deal with.

by BigleySmallz March 19, 2019

Dingus

-noun{slang}
Used for people who are mildly dim but loveable.

Person 1: Hey, what's a whole number?
Person 2: You're a DINGUS but i still love you :)

by oat that kid May 27, 2019

Dingus

When someone pisses you off and you wanna curse but you can’t because mommy said you can’t

*you are at school and you get mad* Girl 1,”you are being dumb”Girl 2,” NO, YOU ARE THE DINGUS

by uwu.alyssa June 24, 2019