Ding

Having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense

Melissa: "erin thought the eclipse occurred every year"
Amanda: "erin is such a ding"

by Tank228 August 18, 2017

DING

Ding is a word used to describe a solid 10/10. If you see someone who is really attractive, you will inform your friend by saying either "ding" or "ding ding". This is a very successful way of talking to you friend without anyone be suspicious of what you're talking about.

Friend: "ding"
You: "woooow that is a soild 10/10"

by Babashrek69 October 10, 2017

va ding ding

it is a womens vagina. Made up at lunch to hide the real word

Hallie,Kaley and Jenny all have fishy va ding dings.

by Victoria February 5, 2005

Ding

A person of below average intelligence whose daily life is disrupted by their own stupidity. Dings will usually lie and cause trouble constantly, just because they're dings.

There are levels of dingosity, running from Levels one to five.

"I've locked myself in the shed again, can you come and let me out"

"You are such a ding".

by doubleshiny June 24, 2005

Ring a ding-ding!

A phrase used to express positve affirmation upon thing, idea or person. Often, followed with the term of endearement, "baby."

"You know I could kiss you all night"

"Ring a ding-ding! baby"

by Dirty D Ostronic March 11, 2009

ding ding games

Ding ding games= when two men wraps their dicks around each other’s dicks and whoever gets hard first has to take it in the ass

Hey you want to play ding ding games

by Ding+ding=games November 20, 2017

ding ding

chinese. Based upon the chinese music you here in a chinese restuarant. Dinga-dinga-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

Lets order some ding ding for delivery.

by yo mama September 11, 2003