Torpedo discharge

Taking a torpedo shaped shit, which drops with a splash and, due to it's sheer energy, swims around the toilet seat for a while before it settles, waiting to be flushed by it's master.

Cuntinagi was the Japanese pilot responsible for the Torpedo discharge. While the Pearl Harbor attack was taking place, and after dropping his entire payload of torpedoes, he bent over and dropped a final torpedo from his anus on an American Aircraft carrier as a symbolic dropage before the honorable Kamikaze. It is said that his fecal matter was so vile it burnt through the carrier's toughened steel, creating a large crater-like hole, sinking the carrier and it's crew at once. The torpedo like fecal matter was later recovered from the bottom of the sea, and now can be found at the Louvres Museum in France.

by JayReynolds August 28, 2010

3 way discharge

When you get so drunk that you puke up, piss yourself and shit in your pants.

"I was so hammered last night I did a three way discharge"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Discharge girl

Train station uniform and fluffy scarf sporting. Also inflicted with a horrific skin disease due to excess consumption of microwave pizzas. At close proximity, one can tell this specimen emanates a peculiar and unsavoury smell that fills entire room of occupation. 'Discharge Girl' similarly breaks down food in the style of a cement mixer. The most prominent feature of a Discharge Girls may perhaps be the 'venus flytrap'-esque way of consuming weak and desperate men. One may notice the attempt (and fail) of a 'Discharge Girl' to 'pull' a stronger member of the male species, in the consistent talking AT that can be seen. If approached by a member of the opposite sex, a 'Discharge girl' will always say 'yes' to anything suggested. Also see 'easy'

'She bought three twirls and a microwave pizza...what a discharge girl,'

'Open your eyes, she slept with DK. what a discharge girl.'

'sleeping with a discharge girl is like breathing...it's that easy'

'I slept with SUCH a discharge girl the other night'

(song)'Because I'm easy...I'm easy like discharge girls are'(/song)

by nolikedischarge January 13, 2008

dencha

adjective- of or relating to the chola or mexican american gangster woman.

Eh homes, that cha cha over there is all dencha'd out.

by tito loco July 29, 2005

dishonorably discharging

AN ACTION THAT THAT THE WOMAN SAY TO GET PUSSY FUCKED

Oh i hope i get dishonorably discharging

by Flopydiskeh March 29, 2017

Dinch

A 'dinch' (or 'dinching') is a combination of the words 'dick' and 'flinch' and is used to describe something that sounds so good that the mere thought of it, causes a dick flinch (or dinch)

"Oh man, I just remembered that time Julie bent over in front of me. Dinched so hard."

"Dude, you've gotta stop talking about food. It's making me dinch that's how good it sounds."

"This girl, she'll make you dinch just by looking at you.."

by bishopandthewolf October 14, 2013

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.

The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.

Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.

Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.

So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.

by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009