Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.
by Major Jackson Butts August 21, 2018
A male consisting of the expected Chad physique, however, he contains the mental deficiency of a beta virgin loser. He is a disgrace to legitimate Chad's.
Jerry is a total diet-Chad, he may look the part, but his voice is too high pitched from all the soy he consumes.
by Yeetmaster4206969 August 01, 2019
Candy asks Tabitha how to lose a few pounds. She slyly recommends the Stripper's Diet: cocaine and water, that's all it takes.
by LisaNoah March 15, 2011
Hey this isn't water! It must be diet water.
by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch October 04, 2009
A generally sensible approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the Paleolithic era ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.
by Will @ BrinkZone December 30, 2014
Instead of ppl using Diet Coke 2 loose weight,calories or wat ever dey use it 4. They use COCAINE to loose weight.
by GMEDI193 November 10, 2010
How some gamers stay thin.
Consists of playing games until one develops the shakes. then getting up grabbing enough food to allow you to continue playing and heading back to the game.
Said gamer usually only consumes food once per day on this diet.
Consists of playing games until one develops the shakes. then getting up grabbing enough food to allow you to continue playing and heading back to the game.
Said gamer usually only consumes food once per day on this diet.
by that guy that games December 24, 2010