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dickfor

An important diagnostic device used to inspect unlit passages and conduits. Commonly kept near a journeyman's caulking bowls.
"Ey, Jimmy, hand me the dickfor."
*pulls out toolkit* "Which one's the dickfor?"
*crew snickers*
"Waittaminit, just what is a dickfor?"
*stifled laughter*
by nayhem July 6, 2008
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Dickforce

A unit of measure that determines the approximate velocity of a cum shot.
Guy 1: Hey, how was last night?

Guy 2: She was hit with a dickforce of 9
by Dicksmash McIroncock December 9, 2009
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dicktart

1) A SweetTart that has been rubbed on the genitalia of two men and then was eaten by another man

2) Rye Mathers is the official DickTart
1) When Rye ate that DickTart it was the funniest thing I have ever seen

2) Because Rye Mathers ate that SweetTart rubbed on mine and Will's genitals he is the Official DickTart
by Robert Williamson April 26, 2005
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dickworms

Can be used for a nickname for basically any STD
The bitch gave me a bad case of dickworms!
by crazyfock November 7, 2003
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dicktory

Did you hear about Emily’s dicktory last weekend?
by melvinacalvin11 October 6, 2019
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dicktart

In U.S. Navy jargon, dicktart is the essential piece of information; the heart of the matter; or outstanding test-preparation material (such as an old test copy). A person who is tired of hearing all the extraneous information surrounding a problem might exclaim "Just give me the dicktart!"

Originated at the U.S. Naval Academy and introduced from there into the wider navy, where it sees less frequent usage.
"Just give me the dicktart!"
by Randy "Rocky Road" Savage January 10, 2009
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Dickstorm

noun: A large quantity of dicks.
I was looking at the missed connections section of craigslist last night because it makes me feel better about myself and all of the pictures loaded at once. Man, it was a real Dickstorm!
by T-Bone5682 November 5, 2012
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