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Despacitus

A deadly disease originating from Puerto Rico and caused by listening to the song Despacito (by Luis Fonsi) too much.
Yeetus yeetus, you have despacitus
by Chrillé September 7, 2018
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jake paul and ninja = an amazingly sad song telling tales of woe and adventure
by ur mom still gay October 2, 2018
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Despacito

It is often used to ridicule stressful or intense situations. It can be also said completely random.
"I have to pee." Response: "Despacito."
"My mother died yesterday." Response: "Despacito"
"Oof" Response: "Despacito"
by theRealDoc. October 12, 2018
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A word said when u want to get creepy with a girl but u r coward af
Girl I want to get Despacito with ya
by A man who loves hell November 7, 2018
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Despacito

Ay

Fonsi

DY

Oh
Oh no, oh no
Oh yeah
Diridiri, dirididi Daddy

Go
Sí, sabes que ya llevo un rato mirándote

Tengo que bailar contigo hoy (DY)

Vi que tu mirada ya estaba llamándome

Muéstrame el camino que yo voy (Oh)
Tú, tú eres el imán y yo soy el metal

Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan

Solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso (Oh yeah)
Ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal

Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más

Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro
Despacito

And that was a small teaser of the 37 minute song.
Despacito 2 is greater than despacito 1 tbh
by ThatOneDictionary January 1, 2019
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(Hears despacito) dies of cancer
by Mgchu January 30, 2019
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despacito is a song made by Luis Fonsi (and I have no idea why you search this up)
have you seen DESPACITO (what a great meme)
by cummo by 6ix9ine February 16, 2019
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