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tweet deprivation

A condition many Twitter addicts suffer from when greeted with the fail whale upon attempting to login. Symptoms often include: sudden anger, repetitive mouse-clicking, and excessive screen refreshing with a computer-zombie-esque fervor.
Mom: Stacy, dinner's almost ready.

Stacy: Fuck off Mom!!!

Father to mother: Don't worry babe, it's just the tweet deprivation, once she's able to find out what @justinbieber's #favoritepizzatopping is she'll be fine

Mother: *blank stare*
by Pistol Palin September 1, 2010
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cum dedication

When you print off a photo of someone and blow your load over their face.
I had the best wank last night. I did a cum dedication over your sister's Facebook photo.
by Drae-Ko August 18, 2017
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time dilation

that moment when it feels like it is February but then you look at the calendar and it says August
"Time Dilation" in effect:
Guy 1: what month is it again?
Guy 2: almost September
Guy 1: WHAT THE FU-
by c u m m a n April 30, 2021
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No Nut Sleep Deprivation

When your body is refusing to let you sleep by pushing your covers up with you erection.
“I don’t think I’ll be able to complete no nut November this year. I got struck with some hella bad no nut sleep deprivation.”

“F”
by Fresh Phantom October 26, 2019
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The Dedication Plus

As per The Dedication but in addition to shoving his dick in the girls ass, he punches her in the head.
" Dude, since you gave your gf The Dedication on my birthday, I gave my GF The Dedication Plus on yours"
by ThreeGNinja May 1, 2006
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Spouse deprivation

The act of ignoring the needs and or wants/desires of your spouse at all costs. To withhold simple things such as compliments or more extreme emotional needs including intimacy.
As he went about his day he knew he'd include spouse deprivation in his plans.
by Boredwife January 3, 2017
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The Dedication

When having sex in the doggystyle position the male pulls out and declares in his most manly voice "This is for <insert best friends name here>" When the girl ask who <Friends name is>, the male shoves his penis into her butt.
"Dude, it was your b-day so I gave my GF The Dedication, in your name"
by ThreeGNinja May 1, 2006
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